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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    You spend a lot of time cuddling Dave's arse though homo, so when you're at the controls we expect some funny shit to happen.
    Could be worse, could be going to end up with my Brother cuddling my arse like you will

    That shit just doesn't happen on a long bike
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    We've always hated each other

    I remember in my young and stupid days pissing on a jap bike because the owner dared to park it beside my Bonnie, even though his bike was much better than mine. I've also had the odd rumble with groups of guys on Jap bikes, yet I remember a couple of guys on jap bikes pulling over and helping me and a couple of mates out when we were having a little bit of bother with some boot boys and skinheads and I remember siphoning gas from my Honda (which I bought when I got sick of bikes that fell to pieces all the time) to help a 61 member who had run out of gas. I ended up going back to their clubrooms to get drunk, but had to park my bike round the corner.

    But that was then and today we have KB where everyone likes to be mean, tough and staunch and it's traditional to be rude and unpleasant to everyone else, especially if you've never met them. It helps us feel manly and tough when we're just a pack of middle aged soft cocks behind computer keyboards. It's also traditional to be as unpleasant as possible to anyone new because KB is a community and "a site for all NZ motorcyclists" except people with less than a couple of thousand posts under their belts.

    God I love this place.
    Don't blame me, I voted Green.

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    Is is because I is fat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Is is because I is fat?
    Not at all. It's because you're black.

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    Someone mention fat blacks on Hondas...........
    I love this place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Hondas are gay.
    Honda are GHEY !

    Its even spelt different for them cos the homos dont like there word getting pinched

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Stop it. All right? Just stop it. You're a Honda rider, and not allowed to be free with your opinions. I mean, the rest of us might catch something...
    Where do you keep your CB MSTRS ?

    In the closet

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5t3a1F View Post
    will that mean i have leprosy?
    Not so fast.

    I have a strict selection criteria for admission to Leprosy Island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrub View Post
    ... today we have KB where everyone likes to be mean, tough and staunch and it's traditional to be rude and unpleasant to everyone else, especially if you've never met them. It helps us feel manly and tough when we're just a pack of middle aged soft cocks behind computer keyboards. It's also traditional to be as unpleasant as possible to anyone new because KB is a community and "a site for all NZ motorcyclists" except people with less than a couple of thousand posts under their belts.
    You speak for yourself, Tarquin...
    Oh - and coming from a 588 post member, you can just keep your bullshit opinions of how it works to yourself. Fecking newbies...sheesh.


    Quote Originally Posted by RDjase View Post
    Where do you keep your CB MSTRS ?

    In the closet
    Fuck yeah. With a big fuckoff lock on the door to ensure it stays there...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    And of course, Honda riders are gay.
    Whatever did happen to that Hornet you rode and how did you come back from the brink of gay or did you just stay there with the rest of us Honda riders?

    As for this thread starter did you think you'd get your post count up with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post

    Me, I'll ride anything and hate nobody.
    Me, I'll ride anything and hate everybody some more than others
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by shrub View Post
    ..... it's traditional to be rude and unpleasant to everyone else, especially if you've never met them. It helps us feel manly and tough when we're just a pack of middle aged soft cocks behind computer keyboards.
    sums up KB very nicely indeed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Is is because I is fat?
    ...only if you are black and ghey at the same time

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    .....i hate, haters...if there isnt a hater around for me to hate, i just hate myself til one turns up....i fuckin hate waiting too.....

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    Fuckers.


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