Am I reading this correctly?

[Kickaha]

This just proves where the priorities are at.
"Stuff the accident, I`m off ter hand me out some more of them thar traffic infingiments!"

It doesn't prove fuck all unless you know all the circumstances behind both accidents and who else was attending them

[jellywrestler]

No surprise there. The ticket in the hand is better than the non ticket in the lake.

sounds like a good old quote 'A bird in the hand is worth two in Kate Bush"

[MarkH]

You should have told him to go fuck himself(politely).

Or politely told him to fuck off like:
Sex is healthy and helps relieve stress.
Travel broadens the mind.
There's a couple of activities that you might like to indulge in.