Newbie moments and rant.

[george formby]

My Harley is now on Trademe, and I wasn't spitting, it was a tight sneeze you horrid jap owner you.

Is that the one in today's Sideswipe?

[zeocen]

I like the way I starched my bike when it tipped over and my neighbour had to help me pick it up.

I like the way I made a traffic jam stalling trying to learn clutch control.

I like the way I wear goofy high vis.

I like they way I just don't care if I am taking it easy on bends and car gets up my ass.

I like they way posers look at me dirty and speed off at the lights when I put it in to second really ruffley.

Why do I like all this? Well I simply don't care what you think. I am having way to much fun to care.

Today there was this horrid man on a Harley pulling in front of me so I stopped and he pulled up to me and looked me in the eyes then spat on the ground.

I said "got a small dick there mate" then I started to pull off and he cut me off again.

Why are there so many dam posers.... I am just trying to enjoy my new bike! Leave me alone. I don't care if your bike is 99999999999999HP and costs $99999999

I don't care if your the next ghost rider. Your not cool. Your a dick. Go away.

Hope however was reads this.

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[Anita]

I am a happy L plater too! I love your attitude. I have adopted the same. Stuff everyone else around, I pay to be on this road too. I do practice my hill starts on quiet back roads though. Just less pressure. But I have been in teh city and had to do a hill start at the lights....and stalled. But that was ok. I took my sweet time, did not get flustered and just got on with teh simple steps in my head to perfect the hill start. As for where to ride on the road....yes, we do pay more than the car drivers, but I respect the fact that if you piss off the wrong person, it will hurt me more than them if I kiss the pavement! I stay in the centre of my lane, but let traffic past if they are behind me. I know that following an L plater going 70 must be frustrating them too!

[phiretrojan]

I like the way I starched my bike when it tipped over and my neighbour had to help me pick it up.

I like the way I made a traffic jam stalling trying to learn clutch control.

I like the way I wear goofy high vis.

I like they way I just don't care if I am taking it easy on bends and car gets up my ass.

I like they way posers look at me dirty and speed off at the lights when I put it in to second really ruffley.

Why do I like all this? Well I simply don't care what you think. I am having way to much fun to care.

Today there was this horrid man on a Harley pulling in front of me so I stopped and he pulled up to me and looked me in the eyes then spat on the ground.

I said "got a small dick there mate" then I started to pull off and he cut me off again.

Why are there so many dam posers.... I am just trying to enjoy my new bike! Leave me alone. I don't care if your bike is 99999999999999HP and costs $99999999

I don't care if your the next ghost rider. Your not cool. Your a dick. Go away.

Hope however was reads this.

lol i was like that, this one was my fav "I like they way I just don't care if I am taking it easy on bends and car gets up my ass." i remember that happing to me turning right in wellington from the train station... when i had my fxr150 lol, cars were right up my ass, the best thing to do is.... just go slower to f** them off. naa don't listen to me, i have road rage its in the family lol

anyways i had all the same things happen to me, i don't know what the problem with people everyone seem like they are in a hurry to get somewhere......travelling to work and home. can't even enjoy a nice speed limit ride in the sun enjoying the bit of wind ..... and there is always someone up ya rear..... reving up and down... i just look in the mirror and pull the fingers... F** them just enjoy your ride..

anyways Welcome ! and be safe