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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    That was easy
    Customer " Do you do de-caf?"
    Moi (small shriek of excitement) "yes, but why?"
    Cust "Caffeine is really bad for you"
    Moi (squirming in delight) "thats just propagandist twaddle put about by scientist's in the pay of big Tea"
    Cust " do you have soy as well?"

    Cheers ducati lover, I've had a dull day.
    Y'know, when I newst to work in Ponsonby, and frequented Santos several times a day, I used to LOL at the seemingly pretentious Ponsnobbyites who ordered "a decaf trim soy latte". I mean, WTF is the point? [insert the missing 'spudwhat' emoticon here]
    However (but!) then I became sometwat cardiologically challenged, and although I would never stoop to pretending milk, decaf coffee has become almost de rigeur (I must admit to the occasional real coffee). Opinionated hypocrite? Who - moi?
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    decaf...not 4 me.

    If I have enough coffee before I go riding it makes the bike go faster...so it must work on engines as well as people...

    Should tell that to Close-Up...
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    Speeding crack down Close Up tonight

    Saw the shorts for Close Up and speeding is one of the hot topics tonight; more interestingly despite saying that "baby boomers" are being targeted, all those stopped (in the short clip) were riders. Hmmmmm. Any bets on a propaganda push????
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'll get a bigger bike soon so they can't catch me.
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    heard on the wireless that born again bikers are the new target

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    heard on the wireless that born again bikers are the new target
    and how can you target that... how can they tell if you are a born again biker... FOS

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    lets face it motorcyclists are a pack of cunts

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheshirecat View Post
    Just throwing some of their shit back
    Trouble is, two tales of shit don't one tale of truth make.

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    wher are you from............it says new zealand doesnt it!! ha

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    Ah, it's all youse old buggers!
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    tv3 is doing a piece on teenage drivers
    Don't judge me based upon your ignorance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    wher are you from............it says new zealand doesnt it!! ha

    Yeah, they came across like a bunch of wankers.

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    bloody campervans now aye...glad they gave us the heads up

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    Yeah, they came across like a bunch of wankers.
    Whining little fuckers was my first thought
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by 5t3a1F View Post
    bloody campervans now aye...glad they gave us the heads up
    Yeah thats what I thought......

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