Trying to balance a Big Mac combo at the McDonalds drive through.
Fanny.
Trying to balance a Big Mac combo at the McDonalds drive through.
Fanny.
parking bike in windy place
U turn on slope in narrow road with gravel edges![]()
Bah. McDonnalds. The one in Greenlane has refused to serve me four times now. Apparently as I'm not "in a vehicle" they are not allowed to serve me.
Tried arguing that the food was going straight from her hands to the saddlebags (On the bike) but nooooo...
Wendy makes better burgers anyway.
New riders often put their bikes down at low speed due to use of the front brake whilst turning.
The bike stops dead and thows them off
Keep your foot over the back brake pedal when manoeuvring at low speeds![]()
“PHEW.....JUST MADE IT............................. UP"
Wow - thanks to all! Great (and some hilarious) advice - I'll do my best learn from what has been posted! Cheers
its not uneven surface in my experience, its stuff lying on top of an otherwise fairly even surface.
shingle. loose chip. tar snakes. water. oil. diesel. actual poo (cow is the favourite round here but it could be sheep or horse). leaves. pine needles.
the biggest mistake new riders make (in my reckoning anyway) is being too concerned with operating the motorcycle, and not looking far enough down the road. When you get to a point where you dont have to think about the mechanics of riding, and can just focus on riding, that will be good. The further down the road you look, the more time you have to react to stuff.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
The dumbest newb crash I ever had was approaching a corner marked 35kph too fast (a left hander)... got into it too hot, though "Whoa, going too quick" put on the back brake, locked the wheel, lowsided. slid across the other lane and 10ft down a bank. luckily nothing coming, and I walked away, bike towed back up the bank, stared right up. one bent clutch lever was the only damage.
so yeah, learn how not to be retarded.
Last edited by HenryDorsetCase; 1st December 2010 at 15:49. Reason: right and left: theres a difference??
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Stalling when exiting driveway and putting feet up too soon
Coming to a stop....putting foot down....ground too far away.
Has got me a couple of times but I have short legs you see![]()
Getting new riding boots that jam inside fairings.
Tank slap over judder bars
seen someone slide because they had chain lube all over the rear wheel.
Mate of mine died because he did burnouts on his tire and didn't replace, blew out and hit 4wd head on.![]()
Heres a list of things that caused me to crash when I first started riding on the road and most of it because I was way to overconfident, some of it bad luck:
Wind gusts, small bike, stopped at intersection, Wellington.
Leaving disc lock on outside a packed local mall, maybe trying to show off and taking off with a full throttle.
Way too much brake into a corner.
Not watching the cars, people etc around you.
Watching the cars, people around you and not watching where your going.
Side stand still down.
I am pretty sure that there's many more 'incidents'....![]()
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
forgot to add
having throttle cable pulled whilst turning bike because your dickhead flatmate wont stop F#$%ing with your bike and he doesn't know where the cables should be routed.
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Rolling it off a paddock stand onto the side stand... that’s still up
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