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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Wait, what??

    "Don't overdo" it on bearings that are "a little rough"??
    "Your brakes (brakes, I presume) need oiling??
    "Front tyre needs replacing but it's only minor"

    Fucking hell. You're going to be a statistic.

    "Don't know why the other guy failed it" - perhaps he's worried about your safety

    Woot.....Wooot.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I used to think Motorcycling should be available to everyone.

    Now I'm not so sure.

    Yip, yip, don't care

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    Wow what a scorching - lucky Kiwis don΄t speak to each other like this in real life, NZ would be a god awful place to be. I thought the KB "Mentors" were supposed to step in on threads like this and give the lad some useful advice and keep the hyenas off his back, you do all remember what's it like to be that age, when being skint was having no money for petrol or beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonbuoy View Post
    I thought the KB "Mentors" were supposed to step in on threads like this and give the lad some useful advice
    Sorry, you're right. What was I thinking?







    Get that piece of shit fixed properly or keep it off the fucking road!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I used to think Motorcycling should be available to everyone.

    Now I'm not so sure.
    "not sure".... uh... I think I can do better than that. There is a pile of muppets that should never be left in charge of anything combining wheels and a motor in a single vehicle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Sorry, you're right. What was I thinking?







    Get that piece of shit fixed properly or keep it off the fucking road!
    Katman, givin' 'em the truth the hard way since aaaages ago.

    Steve I have to say your advice never fails to amuse me.

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    would an ethical ( if they exist ) dealership do the following:

    1) Fail your bike due to too loud after market pipes.
    2) you take your bike to them with stock pipes and say, put the original ones back on do the WOF and then put the after market ones back on ( for a fee of course )

    I'm wondering if they'd actually do that? I'm sure most would. I was considering having to do this as I can't be arsed doing the pipe removal myself. Luckily I found a hog only mechanic that didn't seem to give a shit about the noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Sorry, you're right. What was I thinking?



    Get that piece of shit fixed properly or keep it off the fucking road!



    Oh hi phiretrojan i hear your bike having problems whats wrong with it, ...

    oh hi there, yea needs a new tire wheel bearings etc,

    oh ok, i can over come and help fix it for a small cost, i can get parts cheap, and i'll show you how to fix it too, seem you don't know much about bike repairing

    Choice that would be awesome,


    man thats all it takes. but i get 100% bitching and pms, so much for the quote "motorcycle family" anyways i downloaded a manual i didn't take it back to another VTNZ that was bullshit, cause i knew you's would bitch and moan like little girls over Justin Bieber about it "yes it was mean, but funny to see what you say" i know 100% if that fail its for a good reason, so i fixed it myself after reading the cbr 250 service repair manual, parts from ebay....

    Sold the bike to a mate for 4.5k based in nelson he's in wgtn going to pick it up tis weekend 4.5k and turn it into a racebike,

    so i did say i was going to stop riding, but i'm thinking start from scratch a brand new bike!, question is what

    so to get you thinking how much i ride ... i had the bke for 3years, at 28k, i am just hitting about 36k/38k now, .... i ride.... shit all!
    so due to the fact my bike might fall apart "if i didnt fix it" is 25% or less . cause i'm lucky to ride 2 times per week.. but you took it in a fact where you think i ride everyday..... you need to stop and think possible questions, before you speak your mind, like the quote says " Think Twice Before You Speak Once" before insulting or offending someone =) sorry its straight to the point but in reality its 100% true on this forum...

    Thank you jonbuoy for trying to help out, but 100% they are not going to listen, as typical people they would debate it...... so just save your keystrokes, thanks for trying, but i can challege these pack of pagbago na zombies, trying to eat through my flesh, thinking "Mmm" Fresh Meat, but this fresh meat doesn't back off, i have my shotgun loaded "virtual" and my c4 ready "virtual" as Bruce Willis would say "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" =) lol lol lol,

    if you take the last part serious, man i don't know! - yes i may be poor, yes i may be young, to the fact you were once, you grow and learn by your mistakes, and that's what i am doing, my mistake was signing up here and asking for advice where in fact i'll get people QQ over my problems......

    yes it does sound like i'm not in a happy mood, i did wakeup on the wrong side of the bed, it does sound like i'm having PMS whatever you want to say..... well guess what, i don't really care.... so personally if you are not going to fucking help me, just don't bother replying back, just save your pointless jokes or unappeasable comments to another section...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Sorry, you're right. What was I thinking?



    Get that piece of shit fixed properly or keep it off the fucking road!


    sorry opps damn double posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonbuoy View Post
    ... I thought the KB "Mentors" were supposed to step in on threads like this and give the lad some useful advice and keep the hyenas off his back...
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Get that piece of shit fixed properly or keep it off the fucking road!
    Sounds like useful advice to me.

    As for hyenas...they don't pay us enough to be bodyguards.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuzzardNZ View Post
    would an ethical ( if they exist ) dealership do the following:

    1) Fail your bike due to too loud after market pipes.
    2) you take your bike to them with stock pipes and say, put the original ones back on do the WOF and then put the after market ones back on ( for a fee of course )

    I'm wondering if they'd actually do that? I'm sure most would. I was considering having to do this as I can't be arsed doing the pipe removal myself. Luckily I found a hog only mechanic that didn't seem to give a shit about the noise.
    What kinda man cant change an exhaust pipe on a motorcycle :S

    and on a SV at that!!!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by phiretrojan View Post
    Oh hi phiretrojan i hear your bike having problems whats wrong with it, ...

    oh hi there, yea needs a new tire wheel bearings etc,

    oh ok, i can over come and help fix it for a small cost, i can get parts cheap, and i'll show you how to fix it too, seem you don't know much about bike repairing

    Choice that would be awesome,


    man thats all it takes. but i get 100% bitching and pms, so much for the quote "motorcycle family" anyways i downloaded a manual i didn't take it back to another VTNZ that was bullshit, cause i knew you's would bitch and moan like little girls over Justin Bieber about it "yes it was mean, but funny to see what you say" i know 100% if that fail its for a good reason, so i fixed it myself after reading the cbr 250 service repair manual, parts from ebay....

    Sold the bike to a mate for 4.5k based in nelson he's in wgtn going to pick it up tis weekend 4.5k and turn it into a racebike,

    so i did say i was going to stop riding, but i'm thinking start from scratch a brand new bike!, question is what

    so to get you thinking how much i ride ... i had the bke for 3years, at 28k, i am just hitting about 36k/38k now, .... i ride.... shit all!
    so due to the fact my bike might fall apart "if i didnt fix it" is 25% or less . cause i'm lucky to ride 2 times per week.. but you took it in a fact where you think i ride everyday..... you need to stop and think possible questions, before you speak your mind, like the quote says " Think Twice Before You Speak Once" before insulting or offending someone =) sorry its straight to the point but in reality its 100% true on this forum...

    Thank you jonbuoy for trying to help out, but 100% they are not going to listen, as typical people they would debate it...... so just save your keystrokes, thanks for trying, but i can challege these pack of pagbago na zombies, trying to eat through my flesh, thinking "Mmm" Fresh Meat, but this fresh meat doesn't back off, i have my shotgun loaded "virtual" and my c4 ready "virtual" as Bruce Willis would say "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" =) lol lol lol,

    if you take the last part serious, man i don't know! - yes i may be poor, yes i may be young, to the fact you were once, you grow and learn by your mistakes, and that's what i am doing, my mistake was signing up here and asking for advice where in fact i'll get people QQ over my problems......

    yes it does sound like i'm not in a happy mood, i did wakeup on the wrong side of the bed, it does sound like i'm having PMS whatever you want to say..... well guess what, i don't really care.... so personally if you are not going to fucking help me, just don't bother replying back, just save your pointless jokes or unappeasable comments to another section...
    I always love people who show they don't really care by posting a big long rant - thus of course showing they do really care.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I always love people who show they don't really care by posting a big long rant - thus of course showing they do really care.
    I don't care that you posted this, so I just thought I'd post this to tell you.

    Wait. Shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Wait. Shit.
    Ok. Done that. What now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    I don't care that you posted this
    Who cares?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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