Bastards killed my bike.

**Biff** · 14th June 2005, 15:28

Damned unlucky mate, and sorry to hear your story.
Lucky they didn't try the same thing with the mighty Biffbird, as the bloody train would have de-railed!

**Lou Girardin** · 14th June 2005, 15:35

Shouldn't the punishment fit the crime?
When you tie them down, make sure it's at the end of a long straight.

**Wolf** · 14th June 2005, 15:37

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Shouldn't the punishment fit the crime?
When you tie them down, make sure it's at the end of a long straight.

You have seen The Mikado once too often, me lad.

**Megazoid** · 14th June 2005, 16:39

heh... thanks guys... but i think old russian trick of ripping their heads off by bare hands will pretty much do for me

**geoffm** · 14th June 2005, 20:06

4 horses (or I guess motor vehicles will do), rope attached to a limb and a horse and a large space. Wear a raincoat, and apply power...

**Pixie** · 14th June 2005, 20:17

Originally Posted by Megazoid

allright... anyone with weak stomach should not read this...

about 2 weeks ago i left my bike on the denny's restourant parking, and went to my work (usually i leave the bike inside, locked up, but i had no time this time...) so when i came outside to put my bike inside, it wasnt there... i've searched around and reported it in stollen... but couldnt find it... next morning police called me and told me that my bike was found... and that i should pick it up... they've found it on the railway track... the sons of a bitches put it there and it got smashed by the train... all the bodykit it is little-small-tiny peaces... the police didnt even bother to take the finger prints... so at the moment i'm looking for the fzr farrings... oh... btw... when i put it on it's whiels, pressed the button, it went... i've even ridden it home... the only thing that's broken, is fron brake disc... but the frame is not bended, and wires a allright...

so here's my horrible story

ps: anyone who knows anyone, or who wants to sell plastic parts for an fzr 250-400, please tell me...

And you know...if you caught the people who stole it,and tortured and killed them society would treat you like a criminal.