Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

[Big Dave]

'Those are my principals. If you don't like them...I have others'. Marx, G.

[Blackshear]

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?... Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

I'm on a mission.



From God.

[The Stranger:Me]

Where would we be without Full Metal Jacket?

We'd be much better off - with pulp fiction.
Aside from those already quoted who can forget "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" or "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"

"Will you hand me a towel, tulip?"
"Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid."

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."
"I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian."

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Quentin Tarantino is the man!

[HenryDorsetCase]

We'd be much better off - with pulp fiction.
Aside from those already quoted who can forget "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" or "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"

"Will you hand me a towel, tulip?"
"Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid."

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."
"I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian."

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Quentin Tarantino is the man!

I dont dig on swine.

Personality goes a long way.

It'd have to be a hundred times more charming than that Arnold on Greenacres

We need shotguns for this


Does he look like a bitch?

You're just going to shake her hand politely, go home, jerk off, and that'll be the end of it.


sorry, those are from memory, I havent watched the film in a while

[Usarka]

+1 to PF

May I try some of your tasty beverage?

It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker.

Royale with Cheese.

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[avgas]

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

[mashman]

V quoting Jefferson: "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people"

Charlie Croker: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

[Smifffy]

I tried being reasonable once. I didn't like it.

It's not a motorcycle. It's a chopper baby.

[avgas]

Zorak: You dance like a woman.
Space Ghost: I dance like a woman... if she were a man!
Zorak: Well... ya got me there.

Space Ghost: Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.

Space Ghost: Because it's more fantastical.

Space Ghost: Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.

[Usarka]

....and your beer tastes like piss.

We know, cause we piss in it!

[tri boy]

"Ritchie, will you eat my pussy.......please"
"Ummm, sure"
(Dusk till Dawn)

[tri boy]

Bar tender (Cheech)
"Is there something in the guitar case?"
Antonio Banderras
"Yeah, a guitar"

Desperado

[Pussy]

This would be good!

[Fatt Max]

...a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by a 'orrible cunt......me.....

[pete376403]

Just about the entire dialog of PF...
f'rinstance " I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What’s the nigger gonna do? He’s Samoan."