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  1. 9th December 2010, 20:30 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    hell, back in my day masturbation was a group activity.........
    What.... a gang wank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Just trying to avoid an uncomfortable situation, The way women are nowadays you just never know what will set them off. hell, back in my day masturbation was a group activity.........
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    What.... a gang wank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by prettybillie View Post
    My nutcase of a flatmate is finally moving out!

    Let me know if you know anyone looking for a flat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Just trying to avoid an uncomfortable situation, The way women are nowadays you just never know what will set them off. hell, back in my day masturbation was a group activity.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I hear raj is looking for somewhere to stay.
    Now there's an idea. Prettybillie could safely wander around the house naked.

    Raj wouldn't even notice - he'd be too busy masturbating in front of the mirror.
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    KiwiBiker Forum: Absolutely the wrong place to look for a flatmate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    I always figured that if a woman is uncomfortable watching me masturbate, she shouldn't have sat next to me on the bus.
    Even if it was a girls school bus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    I always figured that if a woman is uncomfortable watching me masturbate, she shouldn't have sat next to me on the bus.


    Good luck finding a flatmate though. Be careful... there are some interesting characters out here.... including on this forum
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