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    I think I should stay off the toad today

    I think something in the universe is telling me to stay off the road today.

    Had a tough morning at work. Head off on bike to get lunch and then go to a job. While heading down the street my office is in I spot a white female in a car come around the corner down at the end of the road - and move into my lane.

    I try to look her straight in the eye - but even though she is directly in front of me heading towards me in my lane I don't really feel she acknolwedges my existence. I flash my headlights. No reaction. Do it again. Nothing. Too far away at this point for a horn to be worthwhile.

    So realising that two wrongs can be better than me being in the right but with a broken bike and body on the tar seal I simply choose to ride on the right hand side of the road until we pass each other, and then I return back to the left.

    And the next thing that starts bugging me is the huge amount of oil on the road that has been bought up by the light rain. I'm riding around areas where cars do a lot of start/stopping. And it is really noticeable.

    Next thing is I'm waiting at the rights to turn, stationery. And a car turns across my path cutting half way into my lane. I wasn't in danger, but they cut close enough to me to cause alarm.

    Then the bike's fuel light comes on while I'm on the motorway. I didn't expect it to come on this early, so the fuel economy is well down this week for some reason. Perhaps too much commutting.


    And it strikes me that the world suddenly doesn't turn against you. It's a sign I'm doing something wrong.

    I think I'll stay off the road as much as I can for the rest of the day. I like living too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    I think I should stay off the toad today
    Dude, no wonder your having a bad day on the road. Stop licking toads before you ride!

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    Obviously you went out with a loaded gun......serious mistake that. Smash one out and watch your whole day turn around


    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
    A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision


    Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Dude, no wonder your having a bad day on the road. Stop licking toads before you ride!
    Yes, I reckon he should lay off the toads as well. I have an enchanting book at home called "When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb". I wonder if toads have the same effect.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Yes, I reckon he should lay off the toads as well. I have an enchanting book at home called "When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb". I wonder if toads have the same effect.
    You have never licked a toad?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    You have never licked a toad?
    hahaha, I reckon I've probably kissed a few in my lifetime (although not for a very very long time...) I've never been game enough to lick a slug either.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Dude, no wonder your having a bad day on the road. Stop licking toads before you ride!
    It's amazing how close 'R' and 'T' are on the keyboard isn't.

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    Reminds me of an old song....

    Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, you don't know what you've been licking, oh boy.

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    plastic fabricator/welder here if you need a hand ! will work for beer/bourbon/booze

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    "When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb".
    Same thing happens if you lick up a long line of ants.
    Vote David Bain for MNZ president

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I have an enchanting book at home called "When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb". I wonder if toads have the same effect.
    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I've never been game enough to lick a slug either.
    Well was'nt I thinking totally the wrong thing.......
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
    A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision


    Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat

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    toad is bad. dont lick the toad
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    How ya getting home then Phil mate????

    Just ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
    How ya getting home then Phil mate????

    Bwahahaha good point! I guess he's getting towed.

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