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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Ohh, we should have a wave.

    Why has no-one thought of that before??

    What we need, what this thread needs, is a poem, and it just so happens I have one hancdy.

    Let me know if you have seen it before...

    I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
    But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

    I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk..
    But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

    I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
    But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

    I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
    But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

    I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
    But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

    I saw you, stare at my long hair.
    But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

    I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
    But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

    I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
    But, you didn't see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

    I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
    But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

    I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
    But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

    I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
    But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

    I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
    But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

    I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
    But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

    I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
    But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

    I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
    But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

    I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
    But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

    I saw you, go home to your family.
    But, you didn't see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off.

    I was just a biker,
    A person with friends and a family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I wonder, does she wave?
    a wave does not a biker make nor a swallow a summer. Or a waver who swallows make a..... um, no, let's not go there
    Don't blame me, I voted Green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    What we need, what this thread needs, is a poem, and it just so happens I have one hancdy.

    Let me know if you have seen it before...

    I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
    But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

    I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk..
    But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

    I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
    But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

    I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
    But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

    I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
    But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

    I saw you, stare at my long hair.
    But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

    I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
    But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

    I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
    But, you didn't see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

    I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
    But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

    I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
    But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

    I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
    But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

    I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
    But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

    I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
    But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

    I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
    But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

    I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
    But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

    I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
    But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

    I saw you, go home to your family.
    But, you didn't see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off.

    I was just a biker,
    A person with friends and a family.
    Kumbaya...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    What we need, what this thread needs, is a poem, and it just so happens I have one handy.
    You should be stabbed in the eyes with a blunt red hot screwdriver for regurgitating that crap
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You should be stabbed in the eyes with a blunt red hot screwdriver for regurgitating that crap
    LMFAO.

    This year I'm going to recite the entire thing at the work xmas party in a drunken state, No doubt I will have to start over a number of times.

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    Thumbs up

    Enjoy evry bloody word of it Banger, the more people out there who hear it the better.
    A wave, there is one isn't there?
    Every day above ground is a good day!:

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Enjoy evry bloody word of it Banger, the more people out there who hear it the better.
    A wave, there is one isn't there?
    The Fat Bikers MC have a wave, you could try that one my old mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Enjoy evry bloody word of it Banger, the more people out there who hear it the better.
    I think you'll find that Headbanger's taking the piss.

    That poem is the epitome of emo shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I think you'll find that Headbanger's taking the piss.

    That poem is the epitome of emo shit.
    My comment still stands, piss taking or not I've read it for the frist time, I hope shit loads of others do too.
    Thanks for the lesson Katman, lol.
    Every day above ground is a good day!:

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    My comment still stands, piss taking or not I've read it for the frist time, I hope shit loads of others do too.
    Really Mark???

    Check out this multi merged thread and count how many times a thread has been started in it's 'honour'.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ght=biker+poem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    The Fat Bikers MC have a wave, you could try that one my old mate
    I heard it was more of a wobble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    The Fat Bikers MC have a wave, you could try that one my old mate
    I want to join but i only fit an Xl t shirt, do ya do em that small ?
    Has to be long though, cause all my other shirts have shrunk in front half !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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