FUCK OFF STEVE I SEE YA LURKIN
FUCK OFF STEVE I SEE YA LURKIN
It would probably look good on the back of your bike and we'd all know who it was.Originally Posted by WINJA
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Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Yeah - but he doesn't know how to ride a bike........ he just sits here and posts mama jokes........Originally Posted by inlinefour
And not particularly good ones at that...Originally Posted by justsomeguy
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Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Your all on drugs and I want some.![]()
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"Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted, nor to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider."
Did you read that one right winja? She said DON'T take the condom of.Originally Posted by WINJA
Anyway I'm with Eurygnomes on this one. Problem is all the really good ones are taken wich only leaves the cheesy crap ones.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Aren't you from america?Originally Posted by Waylander
ZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
thanks Winja, that reminds me of a prank we did to a work mate a couple of years ago, this guy on our shift was a bit of a "stud" or so he thought.Originally Posted by WINJA
Anyway with a bit of help from a sigh writer dude we made a false plate and stuck it on his wagon. It was about a week later when another guy came up to him at the petrol station and said how much he admired the plate and our mate.. the plate "GAYBOY", got a pic of it somewhere will dig it out and try and get it scanned.
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"Kiwi Biker, still a great place despite the mods "
"Would crawl over broken glass before owning Suzuki"
The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
my own fault really.
Yes, Mr WINJA read it correctly. Ms NC admonished him not to remove the prophylactic. Mr WINJA responded that he would not, since if he did he would be required to charge Ms NC a stud fee for the resultant insemination.Originally Posted by Waylander
[doesn't it come across funny when you treat it all serious and poo faced]
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Originally Posted by Firefight
Y,know, with modern sign writing technology , I suspect it wouldn't be hard to make a very convincing false plate. Find a vehicle same model as yours , make a plate with the same number, stick it on. If you cop a speed camera fine, or do a runner, police look up "your" number and go arrest some poor totally innocent sod. You could make a plate with a fictitious number , but if you got stopped and the police checked the number it wouldn't come up which would give the game away.
Don't like to think of how big the book would be that they'd throw at you if you got caught though.
There's another way too, which I think would be even sneakier , but I think I better shut up on that one.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
We never even thought about that at the time,(who knows we may have saved him from a fine) as I said it was about a week before it was pointed out to him, I found the photo this morning, will try and get it scanned and if I can figure out how will post it up here.Originally Posted by Ixion
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"Kiwi Biker, still a great place despite the mods "
"Would crawl over broken glass before owning Suzuki"
The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
my own fault really.
THE FAT GUY AT MOBYS QUAY ST HAD A TZR250 AND I MADE HIM A NUMBER PLATE SURROND THAT SAID NO HAND SIGNALS DRIVER WANKING AND HE DIDNT NOTICE IT FOR MONTHS AND IT WAS REAL NOTICABLE.Originally Posted by Firefight
I HAD A "I STOP FOR WHORES" STICKER ON MY NUMBER PLATE BUT THE WAHINE PEELED IT OFF
AND ONE FOR YOU IF IT COULD FIT "INLINE4AGAYHANDSHAKE"Originally Posted by inlinefour
I'm hetrosexual, so you'll have to look elsewhere winjaOriginally Posted by WINJA
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Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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