Coming home from Whananaki today, cause the camping was rained out, I was driving a fully laden Holden wagon with an equally full trailer in tow, wife and two kids, the typical picture of kiwis at christmas, ya know.
So, coming up to a left then a right hand bend, in the distance I can see a single light of an oncoming motorbike, he has just exited the (my) left hand bend as I arrive, and I remark to the wife how slow and tentative he is riding, must be the crap on the road after some flooding. His bike was a blue enduro style (think africa twin/BMW) unsure of make, good bit of touring kit onboard. So now with him safely heading in the other direction I look up to see his fucking mate about two feet into my side of the road and I was still going about 50ish, 2nd bike panics and swerves to his right, so now he's in the middle of my lane. I brake hard and swerve left as I can see his lane is clear, we miss by what feels like inches, I pull over about 40-50 meters further down the road to console my wife, who is now crying from the shock, I explain that the guy must be a tourist and had temporally lost his bearings/was to busy looking elsewhere. It's all o.k. I say to her, this will get him back on track (the near miss that is)
Meanwhile, another car has just passed us so we pull out on our way. about 250 meters ahead the road is flooded and the car in front stops, I jump out ,as I've already got the boardies on from earlier, and offer to wade through to check the depth, I do that , then as I'm heading back to the car I ask if she saw the two motorbikes earlier (if she only saw one I was going to have to go back)
She says that the second bike was bang in the middle of her lane and she had to swerve to avoid him.
If by any chance anyone reading this see's these two bikes (in northland)
Give the cunt riding the second bike a slap, he made my pulse to bad things.
If anyone reading this is from overseas and is planning on coming over, please do, but we drive on the left here.
Over
Reggie
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