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  1. 6th January 2011, 19:17 #1
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    Outta gas on the Harbour Bridge

    Motorway patrol tonight, bike runs out of gas on the bridge.

    Come on........own up!

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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    The cop let him off! GC!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    The cop let him off! GC!!
    yup


    everyone's forgotten to turn there fuel tap back at least once!

    wonder what the bike was, 150cc 2stroke sounds a bit chinese to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    Motorway patrol tonight, bike runs out of gas on the bridge.

    Come on........own up!

    old news http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...harbour+bridge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    old news http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...harbour+bridge
    It was a repost...I mean repeat, wheres Sniper?
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    I was much more interested in that sexy Russian lady pulled over for weaving all over the motorway while arguing with her parents. Damnnnn.... she was hot. I proabably would have caused an accident while rubber necking at that road side distraction
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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    Motorway patrol tonight, bike runs out of gas on the bridge.

    Come on........own up!

    He was a Pom too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    It was a repost...I mean repeat, wheres Sniper?
    prime time repeats. the basterds

    should have worked that out meself when jonathan erm dave had to blow in the old style bag with the crystals
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    I was much more interested in that sexy Russian lady pulled over for weaving all over the motorway while arguing with her parents. Damnnnn.... she was hot. I proabably would have caused an accident while rubber necking at that road side distraction
    I cringed at the way she dangerously pulled back onto the motorway, cop saw it and did fuck all, but probably proceded to his favourite hiding place to catch someone doing 111kmh down the safest stretches of road in NZ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel View Post
    I cringed at the way she dangerously pulled back onto the motorway, cop saw it and did fuck all, but probably proceded to his favourite hiding place to catch someone doing 111kmh down the safest stretches of road in NZ.
    What did he think he was doing pulling her over in the first place?

    Hell, it wasn't like she was speeding - so her driving can't have been dangerous, could it?
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    Smile Outta gas

    Someone should tell that rider " always ride with the fuel tap on reserve, that way when it runs out, he'ill still have the main tank
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