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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Try Leviticus 27:30; 27:32
    Numbers 18:26
    Deuteronomy 12:16

    That should give you some answers to your questions.
    Oh you mean the bit where it says the maasa sheni belongs to the LORD. Don't see anywhere where it says paying tithe to the church (unless you read king james which of course was made up by a fringe lunatic with a printing press to please the church).

    Or maybe its the bit where it says

    When you have finished taking all the [tithes] of your grain for the third year, which is the special tithe year, you must give them to the Levite, and to the foreigner, orphan and widow, so that they will eat their fill in your settlements.

    Thats from an earlier bible, but certainly not the hebrew bible.

    You see, ma'aser is made from a babylonian root word - it 'aser' means 10 and ma means part. So you get 10th part. Certainly not tithe which is a greek word and means tax. Apart from the fact that the greek word tithe wasnt inserted into the bible until the christians [greeks] added it in about 500AD, it means tax and the bible explicity does not reference giving of taxes to the LORD. If that happened the romans would have crucified everyone. The bible is also pretty clear that you should only give stuff you own and have no need of from your own free will.

    So - giving a 10% tax is a christian bastardisation of the old babylonian system of taking 10% tax, when the bible states quite clearly that it should only be a 'part of whatever bounty you have' and as stated above should be given to the levites.

    Also, further proof is that abraham and co, spoke a version of babylonian - not greek - so they would have used the term 10th part, not tax (tithe). Two different meanings.

    In actual fact, the Torah that the phrase comes from originally talks about the 7 year cycle where years one and two are the Maaser Sheni which is where the 10th part of the produce is eaten in jerusalem, year three is the maaser ani where a 10th part is given to the poor and year 4 the maaser rishon (only 9%) is given to a levite (of which none now exist) - note that in the phrase above it says the after the special year (maaser ani) you do the maaser rishon (give to the levites).

    Now the old testiment (the holy writ of israel) refers to the period 1800BC (greece helanistic dark ages) to 700BC (the rise of athens) or thereabouts.
    In 1800BC the hebrews settled in palistine then ran out of food and buggered off into egypt. Egypt got conqured by the Hyksos who then later got beaten up by the egyptians (1700bc) who promptly enslaved the hebrews. 400 years later moses got fed up with all the hard work and buggered off back to palistine and made all the people worship yahweh. [no greeks]

    Problem is, another lot of people who north of palistine (in lebanon) didnt like the idea of their new neighbours and invaded (these folks were called by the greeks phonecians and their land canan - they were refered to in other names as the cannanites). [no greeks]

    Anyhow - cannanites (now called palistinians I think) - hebrews (and related tribes)- didnt like each other. So they had a battle at a place called armageddon (of which on the hill is a little tourist shop - quite nice). Anyhow, the hebrews were bossed around by a woman called deborah who was so bossy that the hebrews went out and won the war is shear fear of what she would do to them if they lost. [no greeks]

    Shortly after than (about 1100bc) the philistines turned up with their iron weapons and stole the ARK (see raiders of the lost ark - early greek play with the greek hero indianus joanus). [still no greeks - they are all at troy]

    In about 950BC some little kid known as david really pissed off the philistines by beating their big fullah who was called goliath, nicked back the ARK and stole a city called Jerusalem from the cananites and built a temple to house the ark (see the greek play indianus jonus and the temple of doom).

    Not much happened after that, soloman became king in 922BC buggered it up an split the empire in two the south were jews (judean peoples front - the splitters [monty python]) and the north (isralites). [nup - still no greeks - they are having a dark age]

    720BC - really important. The Assyrians captured the north (isralites) inbred with them creating the samaritans. Later in 586BC they nicked the south from the jews (starting another exile) and lived there for ages until about 530BC when the persians let them go home. After that the greeks and romans took over (about 500bc). [Thar be greeks]

    Anyhow - the purpose of that history was to prove yet again that THERE WERE NO GREEKS IN ISRAEL during the period of the old testament - hence 10th Part - not Tax (tithe). The latter word couldnt be used until at least 500bc.

    Although, at this time i'll probably give you that that the final version of the old testament was drafted by the rabbis in 9AD - so there would have def. been a greek translation or two written between 500bc and then - but the hebrew version still used the babylonian word maaser (and still does today) and the greek version would have used the word tithe. The christian version comes from the greek. Which is probably how it was all buggered up - especially since ancient hebrew is a dead language, it would have had to have been the greek translation christians used - ancient hebrew is still being translated today.

    So anyhow, first two years, eat 10% of your produce in jerusalem, 3rd year give it to the poor, 4th year, give to levits, 3,6 year, eat it again - 7th year - keep it.

    No tithe or tax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    'll send you through the 'Dave-olite' application forms as soon as I get the religious tax exemption and registered charity status.

    Meantime, continue riding your motorcycle, play with your computer and keep your hands off my wife.
    Could you outline what is involved in your Dave-otions?

    I wonder if Brian got a new Bishopric?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSeven
    In 1800BC the hebrews settled in palistine then ran out of food and buggered off into egypt. Egypt got conqured by the Hyksos who then later got beaten up by the egyptians (1700bc) who promptly enslaved the hebrews. 400 years later moses got fed up with all the hard work and buggered off back to palistine and made all the people worship yahweh...
    Or, in very brief simplicity, the Egyptians got pissed with the Hebrews trying to get in on their religion, in particular the bit about Osiris (from which comes the modern Christian theology of resurrection), and decided to do away with them. Moses then got some followers and did a runner.
    Interestingly, this story has nothing to do with taxation...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie
    Could you outline what is involved in your Dave-otions?
    Bless you bruddah.

    Each day begins with us facing Hinckley in Leicestishire and giving thanks to the saviour John Bloor for the resurrection of Triumph.

    Then we read a passage from the good book - Kiwi Rider Magazine ($10 at your news stand)

    Next we don the ceremonial Shoei and Leather garments and commence the sacrificial throttle wringing.

    The tall, blue eyed brunette should then be complimented on her stunning appearance in said leather garments, taken for a spirited ride and subsequently put in an inevitably 'compliant' frame of mind.

    Unfortunately - i have to pass the plate around and have the direct payroll deduction form signed before I can divulge more.

    (of course those preferring Eastern mysticism may also acknowledge the work of Sachiro, Suzuki et al and we even accommodate Spaghetti munchers. Bavarians need not apply)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSeven
    No tithe or tax.
    Riveting stuff TwoSeven, and spoken so authoritatively!! Still havn't convinced me though.

    Can you name all your sources for that so-called historical information?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
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    (of course those preferring Eastern mysticism may also acknowledge the work of Sachiro, Suzuki et al and we even accommodate Spaghetti munchers. Bavarians need not apply)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Das Herrenvolk have their own god, Helmut der Horny Humper. Leather is so passe. Chain mail, that's where it's at.


    Indeed - As Goetz is want to say 'All chermans are svingers, ja?'

    (I'm so glad you know the bm thing is just a piss take.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Riveting stuff TwoSeven, and spoken so authoritatively!! Still havn't convinced me though.

    Can you name all your sources for that so-called historical information?

    The stuff about the maaser shini I got from one of the israeli religous websites. Its from one of the Torah's and was written in hebrew (which I can kind of read with the help of my hebrew dictionary). I then had to translate to english and compare with greek (one day I shall learn) and also ancient babylonian - then check it against history to make sure i'd done the correct translation. The hardest part was finding sources for the root word aser which in babylonian was spelt differently but had the same meaning (I think it took about 3 or 4 hours of research - there is a lot of crap out there).

    The biggest problem is that christianity is based on the greek and latin texts of the greek and roman empires, rather than the earlier hebrew texts. So most websites quote documents and sources that repeat the original greek/hebrew translation error of aser and tithe.

    The history of Israel came from some website I know not (it was nearly 2am), but having lived in Tel Aviv for a while I also used by notes from the induction course I did and the fact that i've been to most of the historical sites in Israel and know their history quite well (hence the comment about the tourist shop). I may have used the wikipedia to get the timeline then gone and visited many christian and university sites to verify. Its only a loose timeline - the point I was making was that there were no greeks around to influence the writing of the original hebrew texts. I did spend about an hour and a half reading texts on phonecian history which is quite good but not directly related.

    The knowledge that the greek scripts are not the same as the hebrew scripts came from studying greek history in the middle east for a while and also knowing that greece didnt really exist much during the old testiment. Also, the christian religion wasnt really documented until 500AD+ some thousand years later - so there was no way they could have used ancient hebrew and must have used greek and latin (which was in vogue at the time). Even the modern version of the old testament written in hebrew was only settled in the 1st century AD and is written in modern hebrew.

    The counter argument that christians should make of course is that they are christians and follow the christian religion not the hebrew and jewish ones. Therefore their texts are based on the greek word tithe (tax) and as that was officially adopted into their faith, is the one they should follow.

    My argument is that I dont believe it is morally right to make someone to pay tax on their faith. I think the hebrews had it right when they said use your excess to help the poor and those that work in an area that generates no income (such as the levites).

    The rest of the argument was just nit picking by pointing out the language transaltion error. To be honest its not really relevant to anything.
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    So There!

    From my (admittedly limited) reading of the era - I would tend to back TwoSeven on this one.

    And "Bishop Brian" is still a twat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SP
    So There!

    From my (admittedly limited) reading of the era - I would tend to back TwoSeven on this one.

    And "Bishop Brian" is still a twat.
    Well I learnt a lot too. But no matter what logic or historical references are used Zed's got the faith.................but I did detect a little doubt in his post. Something no one else has managed to do.

    Top marks Two Seven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    Zed's got the faith.................but I did detect a little doubt in his post. Something no one else has managed to do.
    Doubt?
    No way. Zed will challenge the sources. Since they are not authoritative (i.e. KJV) he will dismiss them. End of argument. Two Seven loses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SP
    So There!

    From my (admittedly limited) reading of the era - I would tend to back TwoSeven on this one.
    The interesting thing is - I wouldnt back me on this one - it is after all, only my opinon.

    While I am of the belief that most of what I have said has a modecum of merit and I shall explore it further (as i found it interesting doing the research) so may reasearch it as a paper. I have simply used the same techniques that mr tamaki uses to express his argument.

    Interesting how it works

    But as I said in my own contradiction earlier - I do not wish to affect anyones beliefs or faith or anything else. Its their right, and none of my business.
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    meh well at least you've done some research- and lived in some interesting places too. was a good read your post. ...zed can only bat back if his research is equally contextual... waiting to see.

    tamaki's not exactly backwards about coming forwards about collecting cash, but he's not yet reahched the lofty heights of needing a million US a day to run his christian TV media empire like tammy faye and mr baker... still he won't have to ask the public for cash if he keeps appointing himself bishop... i'll pay him 50 bucks to watch him become bishop when ian paisley's the pope.


    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSeven
    The interesting thing is - I wouldnt back me on this one - it is after all, only my opinon.

    While I am of the belief that most of what I have said has a modecum of merit and I shall explore it further (as i found it interesting doing the research) so may reasearch it as a paper. I have simply used the same techniques that mr tamaki uses to express his argument.

    Interesting how it works

    But as I said in my own contradiction earlier - I do not wish to affect anyones beliefs or faith or anything else. Its their right, and none of my business.

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    bishop brian at it again makes me pleased i managed
    to hit him with an egg (wish it was something heaver though)
    at his auckland march
    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?...ectID=10332266
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmax
    bishop brian at it again makes me pleased i managed
    to hit him with an egg (wish it was something heaver though)
    at his auckland march
    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?...ectID=10332266

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