You stupid bitch.

[vifferman]

Who said ' stick to the facts?'

Umm... I think Lou said "try keeping to the facts".

[wkid_one]

Points to that man

[Bonez]

Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

GET OVER IT!!!!!!

[Ixion]

You really really want to get even with cagers who stuff you round ?

Get a little water pistol from a toy shop /Warehouse. Little one, mine fits in the palm of my hand.

Make sure its got a good large trigger that you can squeeze with gloves on (actually, thinking about it, a squeeze bottle would probably work too ).

Fill it with piss.

Carry it in an accessible place whilst riding.

When pissed off take careful aim and fire.

Just pick your targets carefully and don't blame me if it goes horribly lavender.

[DingDong]

ignorant smokers. Fuck them all. Right in the ass.

Not all smokers are ignorant (just that fat bitch), you can try to fuck me in the arse... but Im a big bugger and wont stand for that kinda thing.

Just being cheeky... it's all good (not the arse thing)

[Jackrat]

Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

Why write a letter,why not just rock up to her front door an tell her the same dribble you've just inflicted on us.
If you don't have the balls to do it the stand up way,don't waste your time letter writing.That's just telling her how gutless you are.Plus she's just vas likly to take it out on the next rider she comes across.
I guess you must feel a real hero, threatening a lone woman for a silly mistake huh.Bet you don't have the nuts to do it up front but.

[XTC]

You really really want to get even with cagers who stuff you round ?

Get a little water pistol from a toy shop /Warehouse. Little one, mine fits in the palm of my hand.

Make sure its got a good large trigger that you can squeeze with gloves on (actually, thinking about it, a squeeze bottle would probably work too ).

Fill it with piss.

Carry it in an accessible place whilst riding.

When pissed off take careful aim and fire.

Just pick your targets carefully and don't blame me if it goes horribly lavender.

Note to self..... Never piss Ixion off!

[Bonez]

Why write a letter,why not just rock up to her front door an tell her the same dribble you've just inflicted on us.
If you don't have the balls to do it the stand up way,don't waste your time letter writing.That's just telling her how gutless you are.Plus she's just vas likly to take it out on the next rider she comes across.
I guess you must feel a real hero, threatening a lone woman for a silly mistake huh.Bet you don't have the nuts to do it up front but.

I think the term lible comes to mind in this situation. Could be wrong..............

[Lou Girardin]

And for Lou

Thank you Wkid. Now tell me, where's the offence?

PS Got a bike yet?

[Estrella]

Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

How brave, you post her details on this thread while you hide behind anonymity!
Realise that people do stupid things on the road, so get used to it and don't take it so personaly.

[Pixie]

Once I was doing a similar lane splitting thing and some one dropped a beer bottle in front of me. I'm sure it was deliberate. I stopped, picked it up and threw it back through the window. The guy was about to jump out of the car and start a fight, when they realised that I was riding with about 6 other guys. That's when he started apologising profusely, saying it was all a misunderstanding. Farrken wimpy cage drivers, if he was looking for a fight why didn't he take all six of us on.

Or save everyone the trouble and beat himself up

PS It's called a "withering stare" Fred gassit bought some withering stare glasses,but they don't work on dogs or fish.

[wkid_one]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bonez]

Yeah they are real clever - coz at even 50kph - they have fuck all show of hitting you.

Having personnal experience of being t-boned by a car in a 50k area, suffering leg injuries as a result, you are talking shit...........

[Devil]

Why write a letter,why not just rock up to her front door an tell her the same dribble you've just inflicted on us.
If you don't have the balls to do it the stand up way,don't waste your time letter writing.That's just telling her how gutless you are.Plus she's just vas likly to take it out on the next rider she comes across.
I guess you must feel a real hero, threatening a lone woman for a silly mistake huh.Bet you don't have the nuts to do it up front but.

Why go off at her in person. How do you think she'd react to a pissed off biker at her front door. I'd probably get locked up.

Gutless? Gutless because I can deal with things without getting in someones face? Grab a tui mate.

[Devil]

How brave, you post her details on this thread while you hide behind anonymity!

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. Any Joe Bloggs can get anyones details. Hiding behind anonymity my ass! It wouldnt take anyone long to be able to find my personal details on here.

Did I go and directly post her name and address? No. I didnt. (I wouldn't, either)