Wanker Cop

[250learna]

Was in wellington after the game on wednesday, being the sober driver I wasnt drinking much, but did have a few drinks
On the way to the car i saw a motorcycle cop pull up and just sit there doing nothing. I went up to him and asked if he could do a breath test so that i can be sure i am arite to drive home.
The claver idot said yes he has one but not for me to use

If you are on here and reading this I hope you feel special you brain dead moron
Up yours

[Biff]

That's a bit daft of him. Isn't accident/crime prevention better than cure/arrest?

I've apprached a cop with the same question before and he actually got on his radio to a colleague of his that had a kit. His colleague drove to where I was just to meet me and test me. I passed (2 glasses of wine). But he did warn about the fact that although I may be legally ok then 5-10 minutes later after my body absorbed more alchomohol I may not have been.

[vifferman]

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The claver idot said yes he has one but not for me to use

Except perhaps after you've put the key in the ignition to drive away. Surprised he didn't do that - he must've been about to do summat else, like escort duty or summat.

[Eurodave]

This cop was probably waiting for some boy racer /easy meat /big$$$ fine prospect to drive by to bolster his social fund .Just remember its not at all about road safety but ALL about revenue raising

[chris]

So, you had been drinking and were also the designated driver, hmmmmm.

[MSTRS:Me]

On the way to the car i saw a motorcycle cop pull up and just sit there doing nothing. I went up to him and asked if he could do a breath test so that i can be sure i am arite to drive home.
The claver idot said yes he has one but not for me to use

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Offer to donate to the 'Christmas Fund' didya?

[Slingshot]

claver idot

Reading this I had to wonder what a claver idot was...so after consulting dictionary.com I've come to this conclusion:

Claver: talk socially without exchanging too much information; "the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the breeze"

Idot: Acronym for Illinois Department of Transportation.


So I can only deduct that this officer was visiting from Illinois and therefore outside of his jurisdiction so all he could do is to talk to you socially without exchanging too much information.

[idb]

So, you had been drinking and were also the designated driver, hmmmmm.

AND he was under the limit.....don't forget that bit.

[Ixion]

Reading this I had to wonder what a claver idot was...so after consulting dictionary.com I've come to this conclusion:

Claver: talk socially without exchanging too much information; "the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the breeze"

Idot: Acronym for Illinois Department of Transportation.


So I can only deduct that this officer was visiting from Illinois and therefore outside of his jurisdiction so all he could do is to talk to you socially without exchanging too much information.

You cleaver illiot

[idb]

You cleaver illiot

'illiot'
Could that mean 'stupid bastard'?

[Bren_chch]

Reading this I had to wonder what a claver idot was...so after consulting dictionary.com I've come to this conclusion:

Claver: talk socially without exchanging too much information; "the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the breeze"

Idot: Acronym for Illinois Department of Transportation.


So I can only deduct that this officer was visiting from Illinois and therefore outside of his jurisdiction so all he could do is to talk to you socially without exchanging too much information.

hahaha good one!

[Sparky Bills]

Yeah, there are some asshole cops around welly at the moment.
The ones on bikes are the worst

[Lou Girardin]

That's a bit daft of him. Isn't accident/crime prevention better than cure/arrest?

I've apprached a cop with the same question before and he actually got on his radio to a colleague of his that had a kit. His colleague drove to where I was just to meet me and test me. I passed (2 glasses of wine). But he did warn about the fact that although I may be legally ok then 5-10 minutes later after my body absorbed more alchomohol I may not have been.

It works the other way round Biff, your body metabolises alcohol and reduces the level. The most dangerous time to have a breath test is up to 15 minutes after the last drink when there is still alcohol traces in your mouth.
Wellington has always had a higher proportion of wanker cops. It's closer to headquarters and propects for promotion, it was the same in the MOT.
In fact, some are still there.

[Biff]

It works the other way round Biff, your body metabolises alcohol and reduces the level. The most dangerous time to have a breath test is up to 15 minutes after the last drink when there is still alcohol traces in your mouth.
Wellington has always had a higher proportion of wanker cops. It's closer to headquarters and propects for promotion, it was the same in the MOT.
In fact, some are still there.

Ahhh - thanks Lou.

[spudchucka]

But he did warn about the fact that although I may be legally ok then 5-10 minutes later after my body absorbed more alchomohol I may not have been.

Thats why some cops don't like to test people wanting to know if they are alright to drive. If they have a crash and are found to have alcohol in their system then they start spouting that a cop said he was alright to drive, (who would be the wanker then?).

Bottom line is if you think you need to be tested before driving then you probably shouldn't drive at all.