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    Don't fuck with female scooter riders in China

    Ouch, ouch, ouch. What a way to go

    http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/thread-744542-1-1.html
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    Faaaark that would hurt, funny reading the war that is brewing between the guy who posted this story and some other muppet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    Come again?
    Well, obviously he ain't cumming no more!

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    Is it actually possible to kill a man just by squeezing his balls?

    If its true why haven't more men been killed this way?

    seems a relatively quick fix for some of the douchebags out there....

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    If you kick someone hard enogh in the nuts it can kill them

    It's a form of sport in Germany

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...490296/?page=1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Is it actually possible to kill a man just by squeezing his balls?
    Tell you what.... I'll try this a little later on and let you know what my findings are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Is it actually possible to kill a man just by squeezing his balls?

    If its true why haven't more men been killed this way?

    seems a relatively quick fix for some of the douchebags out there....
    Fucking oath it is.

    I was k oed a long time back by a nasty knee to the nuts from a raging GF.

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    Two women in Papa New Guinea killed their husbands by squeezing the life out of their nuts
    http://www.worldlii.org/pg/cases/PGNC/1995/6.html
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    Just reading that made my eyes water....
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    I'll try this a little later on and let you know what my findings are.
    If you can find them after...
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    Two women in Papa New Guinea killed their husbands by squeezing the life out of their nuts
    http://www.worldlii.org/pg/cases/PGNC/1995/6.html
    Jaysus. PNG is not a good place to be a woman to defend herself when under attack by her husband, then. 6+ years hard labour for acting in self-defence and accidentally killing someone who was either (1) hitting you with a snooker cue or (2) standing on your neck. That's a wife-beater's charter.

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    Wowee!

    There may be a spate of squashed balls deaths in NZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Wowee!

    There may be a spate of squashed balls deaths in NZ
    Always thought squash was a slighty dangerous game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Wowee!

    There may be a spate of squashed balls deaths in NZ

    Thats just nuts!!!

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