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    What the fucks a haircut?
    Is that close to that shaving thing people have been talking about?

    Don't understand why people just don't let loose and let it grooooow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Failing that, pay up front to get a blow job
    I'm a bit out of date with current pricing .... are blow jobs extra ????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman911 View Post





    i think
    Forgive me,didnt notice that your from Auckland,sorry about that.
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    Well I know what he means, them bastardy little offcuts get stuck in the helmet liner and blow around, get in your eyes and shit, and makes the bald spot itchy.

    Is part of the reason I don't bother getting hair cuts for ages, wait till the van needs an outing.

    You could wear a head rubber? aka shower hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman911 View Post
    I dont trim 1 centimeter off the end of my long hair which hands out the back of the helmet dear
    Neither do I DEAR! Actually I get mine thinned out completely involving quite a lot of bits that drop away after a cut...again you need to harden up..or stop whinging OR just grow it like the men on the summit ad and be done with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I'm a bit out of date with current pricing .... are blow jobs extra ????
    I think I miss-typed that. I meant blow wave

    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    You could wear a head rubber? aka shower hat.
    Now that would be cute
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman911 View Post
    I want to get a haircut, but obviously i cant with a bike because the helmet would be full of hair n shit.

    and i cant be bothered driving a car.

    Should be able to ride without a helmet for times like this. its BS. The helmet law is holding me back from looking Dashing sooner.
    Then the simple answer would be go to the $2 shop or ask your butcher/baker/food preparer and get a hairnet Shirley!

    FFS the dumbass threads that get started over stupid sh!t these days makes me glad that I only check in once and a while! Worse than shortland street~!
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    If you are worried about hair in your helmet either drop by a go-kart place and grab one of those disposable hair net thingies, or get a shower cap, get them to wash your hair afterwards, or 'be bothered' and drive your car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HQfiend View Post
    Then the simple answer would be go to the $2 shop or ask your butcher/baker/food preparer and get a hairnet Shirley!

    FFS the dumbass threads that get started over stupid sh!t these days makes me glad that I only check in once and a while! Worse than shortland street~!

    I think this is better than a waving thread, if you took a second to think about it like bogan, your redneck brain would think ahhh, he's right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman911 View Post
    The whole thread is about putting it back on. if you're still at loss i'll give you a map.


    and its not a fussy thing, you cant deny the helmet being full of hair
    Is your name really Nancey ... ????

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    Then eliminate the problem. SHAVE YER HEAD!


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    I hate helmet hair, and pillow hair for what its worth, I fucken hate hair altogether!
    And dont even get me started on that stuff that grows wild around your arse...

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    Hemet hair ... a modern biker issue ...
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    just rub the hell out of it and then ride. My hair is really short, about 2 inches long all over, I don't have an issue. I do a round trip from Auckland to Warkworth and back to get my hair done by my awesome hairdresser.

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