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Thread: What a f*cking dilemma

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    Oh the dilemma...
    Use one of those oxford balaclavas / helmet liners under the helmet.

    or buy an MX5 and drive home with the top down
    or ride home without a helmet...you dont need a helmet ....until your head hits the ground.

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    I had a haircut today. A dry cut to be precise..then I came home and took the bike out for a tootle...no fucking dilemmas whatsoever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sable View Post
    Someone who rides a very small Honda
    says someone who rides a IL2 fossil.

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    Plastic bag over head,buuuut don't close around said neck,suffocating will occur,does the liner come out of helmet?
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    Maybe you need to purchase an army helmet to use on haircut day?

    And remember not to wave to anyone while wearing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman911 View Post
    lol this thread had nothing to do with lookin pretty or hair styles or anything. it's taken shape like a game of chinese whispers.

    all i said was that little bits of hair go and get stuck in your helmet and they will irritate the fuck out of you later on. if that is being metro. sweet as then.
    And shit, you def said that your helmet gets shit in it.

    How long has your helmet been full of shit?

    I'm sure they have a potty at the hairdressers?

    you could always wear a cool banadanna under your helmet when you leave, be all Orange County and shit.
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    And they get charged accordingly

    Harden up princess, shake your head hard and rub the bejeesuss out of it before you put your helmet on. Failing that, pay up front to get a blow job
    MOM what are you saying
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman911 View Post
    they blow and everything, but there will still be little pieces of hair n stuff. it may be a auckland hairdresser thing.Cement pills with water surly they will harden ya the fuck up.





    Hmm says alot about your own riding dosnt it? i think having a brain is more important than a helmet
    Which one do you think you will try to get first
    THE DEAR LEADER SAY'S Life is Hell ride hard or head home just get the fuck outta my way !!!

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    [QUOTE...You could wear a head rubber? aka shower hat.[/QUOTE]

    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I think I miss-typed that. I meant blow wave

    Now that would be cute
    Phew I was thinking I needed to put a rubber on my head to get a blow job...

    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Then eliminate the problem. SHAVE YER HEAD!
    Bang on, get a baldy or a 0.5mm and you have no problem

    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    just rub the hell out of it and then ride. My hair is really short, about 2 inches long all over, I don't have an issue.
    2 inches! wow what are you ? a hippy?
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    Helmet is to protect the brain.

    So just wear thicker pants. You will be fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Are you serious?!

    I'm a girl and I can handle rocking up on my bike, getting a cut and then chucking my helmet on and riding away...harden the fuck up
    What she said.

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