Motorcycle Personality test

[SPman]

Dude....your bike has large amounts of PINK on it. Reckon you could handle the 'shame' of a 600....

Pink! - nay sir, an advanced form of Lilac, perhaps.

Sorry, have ridden a few 600's and, extremely capable as they are, they just dont do anything for me.

Unless it was ...Lilac, perhaps.

[John]

Pink! - nay sir, an advanced form of Lilac, perhaps.

Sorry, have ridden a few 600's and, extremely capable as they are, they just dont do anything for me.

Unless it was ...Lilac, perhaps.

You crazy woman you

[Waylander]

You're only cheating yourself you know.....

Ya lost me there mate.

[Velox]

Discusting!!! It said I was "dead centre average" and maybe should go for a Harley! Not impressed at all.

[monkey99]

Hahahahaha thats funny!!

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 3 moxie, 8 zeal, and 1 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

...Like all I want is a CBR600RR or a nice VFR750/800

just need to coin up huh : (

[pyrocam]

Harley 883 Sportster You scored 3 moxie, 0 zeal, and 0 pomp!

You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling. However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line. You might have noticed that's a lot of moolah for an (arguably) obsolete piece of machinery, and you're too rational and attitude-free to need the Biggest and Baddest that the marketeers tell you to buy. A far more reasonably priced taste of the Harley Kool-Aid is the 883 Sporty, a fun little beast that leaves you with plenty of cash to customize. On the other hand, the only reason I'm bringing up the Harley-Davidson product line at all is due to the fact that Harley is the choice most people think of when they consider getting into motorcycling, and that's mostly because they don't know much about the alternatives. Thought experiment: if you were the only person left on earth, and you could pick any motorcycle you wanted, what would you choose? Best looking or best engineered? Your test results don't really point in any direction strongly, so I'll try to nudge you towards substance over style. Consider: a FXST Softail weighs 629lbs dry, the base version starts around $14k, and will make 75-80hp -- after you tweak it with pipes and a jet kit. A Buell XB12R weighs 395lbs dry, costs $10.5k and makes 103hp, stock. An Aprilia Tuono R weighs 417lbs, costs $12k, and makes 125hp, stock. (We won't even mention the bang for buck of the Japanese competitors.) Still a fan of retro-classic styling? Then at least consider Harley's V-Rod, which mixes in some modern engineering into the equation (596lbs, 125hp, $17k). While the Sportster is a reasonable compromise, you may discover that you enjoy the added feedback provided by standard-style bikes such as the Suzuki SV or the Ducati Monster. (If you must hang with the Harley crowd, they'll be less likely to give you grief if you choose the Buell, though.) You have the potential to be a great rider. Take the MSF class, and choose a bike that won't hold you back!

[speedpro]

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 3 moxie, 7 zeal, and 2 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

If only - apart from the FJR - geeez

[Brains]

He he, look like I did better than most, at least it has got style, a hint of performance, and most of all it's not a Harley. The first paragraph is quite true, I am a snob, and I do like sex, power and agility.

Ducati Monster
You scored 0 moxie, 1 zeal, and 6 pomp!
You're a bit of a snob, but otherwise well-adjusted.
Your bike is the Ducati Monster. Sexy. Powerful. Agile. Italian style in a badass matte black.

Of all the test takers, you are most likely to have been hoping for your result to indicate that your bike is a Harley. It isn't. Sorry. You show the potential to become a superior rider, and you need a bike that encourages and rewards your learning. The Harley will just hold you back, and you'll have nagging feelings that something is wrong.

The Suzuki SV series is also a good bet, but it wouldn't appeal to you. Far too Common.

[Spaz]

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored -1 moxie, 1 zeal, and -2 pomp!

goddamnit! I get so much shit about this brand from my 4 wheel debilitated mates that the name makes me sick.

-1 moxie, 1 zeal, and -2 pomp = useless -2!

phuckdamnit...why do I have to be useless and ride a Harley, why...? oh the agony. potatoe, potatoe, potatoe...

[Skyryder]

Test said something about me being uninterested in image and gave me a Suziki V Strom. Can't say that image has ever been my forte. More concerned with what's under the skin or in this case under the tank.

Skyryder

[pritch]

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 5 moxie, 10 zeal, and -2 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. ?

OK so I lied a bit :-) But I do take the long way on nice days, I do ride back roads in my lunch break, my next holiday is a ride to Christchurch and an FJR 1300 wouldn't bother me at all

[inlinefour]

Over a cup of coffee and a reasonably well working brain. I'm suprised with the result, not one mention of a Honda!

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 7 moxie, 6 zeal, and 1 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

[myvice]

FJR1300, I could live with one of those,
one day,
not just yet,
maby when I'm older and slowing down,
ya know,
like 40.
hehehehehehe

[Bonez]

FJR1300, I could live with one of those,
one day,
not just yet,
maby when I'm older and slowing down,
ya know,
like 40.
hehehehehehe

cut that out young'n

[Drunken Monkey]

600cc Sportbike
You scored 9 moxie, 2 zeal, and 4 pomp!
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.


hahaha reads me like an open bloody book...