Motorcycle Personality test

[TonyB]

Saw this on the EXUP Brotherhood site. Some of the guy's there are getting hilarious results- ie they own an R1 but the test reckons they should have a Harley 883

Heres the link


Heres my result

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 8 moxie, 7 zeal, and 1 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

[FlyingDutchMan]

Seems pretty onto it... Not quite what I would've picked but hey (theres a FJR?).
This is what I got:

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 3 moxie, 10 zeal, and -1 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

[v.ros`]

THATS BULL... I DONT WANT A HARLEY 883 !!!!

I WANTED A HAYABUSA *thinks of ways to be a bad boy !!

[Quasievil]

600cc Sportbike You scored 6 moxie, 3 zeal, and 4 pomp!

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it. You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay. When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.) On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back. The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes. Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

Bang on with the bike, way off with everything else.... mostly

[That Guy]

whaddya know it reckoned I should have a 600cc sport bike. It also said I should take it to the track before I hurt myself.

[Ixion]

Suzuki VStrom
You scored 2 moxie, 5 zeal, and -4 pomp!
You have the traits of a sensible and effective rider, with an utter lack of concern for image, so you should feel comfortable riding a sensible, effective, and hideous bike like the VStrom.

You are the rider most likely to Rhino-Coat your bike for the sake of practicality.

Sounds OK. Vstrom nice. Others all nice too What's Rhino-Coat ?

[Coyote]

Booyah! I got 'This page cannot be displayed!'

[Coyote]

600cc Sportbike
You scored 6 moxie, 4 zeal, and 4 pomp!

Damn, I was hoping for something like '100cc commuter'

[Big Dave]

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 0 moxie, 1 zeal, and 4 pomp!

An average rider without personality.
Guess I better quit the Kiwi rider gig.
Didn't mention I'd need one for each buttock either.

[The Preacher]

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 0 moxie, 3 zeal, and 0 pomp!

You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.
However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line.

Oh Boy I would love a brand new H-D Softail, now all I need to do start saving again.

[Riff Raff]

You scored 6 moxie, 7 zeal, and 2 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

Hah - I'll take the GSXR1000 thanks. Damnit now I really need to find the money to buy the K5!

[White trash]

Hah - I'll take the GSXR1000 thanks. Damnit now I really need to find the money to buy the K5!

How the fuck did you get that and I got called a squid who wont live long?

Fucken rigged I tell ya........

[dhunt]

whaddya know it reckoned I should have a 600cc sport bike. It also said I should take it to the track before I hurt myself.

Same, 7 moxie, 5 zeal, and -1 pomp!

[TonyB]

How the fuck did you get that and I got called a squid who wont live long?

Fucken rigged I tell ya........

But what bike did it pick for you? C'mon- fess up.

[John]

Aprilia RSV Mille
You scored 11 moxie, -1 zeal, and 7 pomp! You're a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are. You've spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself. >>

Seriously. The Mille's power scares the crap out of you at times, and you mostly bought it because you wanted something more unusual than a Ducati. Its not comfortable, you're not having fun, and you're riding less than you did on your old bike. If you're not willing to put in some serious practice time, you should really get something a little less purposefully lethal. >>
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Bullshit. Although nice bike, why would I get a Aprilia when I could get a 95 ZX6R..