Take the Biker Test !!

**Gremlin** · 22nd June 2005, 23:01

5 out of 20... And I was really trying

They had the audacity to question my ownership of a motorcycle

They thought I was a... a... van driver

Nasty test, I hatessss it....

**Big Dog** · 22nd June 2005, 23:53

Originally Posted by Skunk

100%. Just decided to answer what I guessed they were looking for.

Yeah, but if you answer honestly?
45% honest.
Could be a lot worse.
I think trivia is a valid measure of someones knowledge, but "Outlaw biker test" would be a better description.
A "Sport biker test" would be more like.
1 GP champion?
a Rossi
b Caparossi
c Biaggi
c Fitapaldi
d Someone else ending in I

2 Fastest production bike on the planet is the?
a Zxr1200
b R1
c GSX1000R
d GSX1300R

3 A cush drive is?
a A BMW
b A hydralic drive shaft
c A rubber mount between the rim and the cog
d A belt drive

4 Most common last words are screamed inside a helmet?
a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RKKKKKKKK
b Omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod
c Alright, watch this, I can do a better wheelie than that.
d Phwoar check out the tits on her!
e Hon, can I have a go? (said by pillion)

5 Can you explain a desmodici?
a Yes, it is a chain driven twin cam 16 valve twin
b Yes, it is a quad cam, 24 valve in line four
c Yes, it is a hyraulic and gear operated camless valve train.
d No, but my mechanic can and I can afford him

6 My bike is:
a My most prized posession
b My most expensive posession
c More expensive that I can really afford
d More important than my partner
e None of the above

7 I:
a Have apaddock stand
b Want a paddock stand
c Know Frosty sells them but don't need one
d Want to know what a paddock stand is
e If it was important my bike would have come with one

8 I spent:
a More than 10% of by bike purchase price on gear
b More than 25% of by bike purchase price on gear
c My only gear is a helmet
e I spent less than 5% on the purchase price on gear, but I spent 30k+

9 What causes a high side?
a Recovering traction suddenly
b Losing traction suddenly
c Cold tyres
d Generous doses of torque on a steep corner

10 What is a tank slapper?
a Non rythmic oscilations of the steering head
b Rythmic oscilations of the steering head
c Braking suddenly, causing your genitals to be mashed into the tank
d Bird who will shag anyone on a bike

11 Countersteering is:
a An essential skill, subconcious when developed to maturity
b A powerful emergency managment tool, but poor cousin to weight shifting
c A figment of know it alls' imagination
d A good way to get yorself killed

12 The apex of the corner is:
a Moveable according to weather conditions
b The point nearest the outside from which you first see the exit un impeeded
c The point nearest the inside from which you first see the exit un impeeded
d The safest and fastest place to roll on the throttle on exit

13 Aaron Slights' WSB number was:
a 1
b 11
c 111
d 49

14 Best use for a cruiser is:
a Keeping "outlaws" out of the market for "Ricers" in order to keep prices down
b An anchor
c We're all bikers
d We're all bikers, and I like being able to pass something bigger than me

15 The over riding factor at the race track is:
a Torque
b Speed
c Horsepower
d Handling

16 The over riding factor on the road is:
a Torque
b Speed
c Horsepower
d Handling

17 USD stands for:
a Unplanned Secondary Detonation
b Unlinked Sprocket Design
c Up Side Down
d Ultra Sonic Detonation

18 Which is not a motorcycle suspension manufacturer?
a Sachs
b Koni
c Ohlins
d Penske

19 Knee down makes:
a No difference to speed or lean angle
b Faster speeds possible by decreasing lean angle
c Faster speeds possible by levaraging off the ground to provide stability
d Faster speeds possible by increasing confidence & providing road feedback

20 Every year I:
a Exceed 10,000kms as a weekend warrior
b Exceed 20,000kms as a weekend warrior
c Exceed 20,000kms as a Urban warrior (Commuter)
d Exceed 30,000kms as a Urban warrior (Commuter)