My ultimate dilemma. Help please!

**Fatt Max** · 28th February 2011, 18:27

Well folks, my darling wife has informed me that I have a very important decision to make, one that will affect our relationship on all levels, one that will define us as a couple and individuals. One that, if not considered, could result in a downward spiral that could be impossible to recover from...

...and it is this......

A brand new socket set (for bike maintenance) or a pie maker (for....well, making pies I suppose...)

So, a fat bastard who wants to look after his bike while at the same time enjoy his favourite fare.

How has this dilema arisen...?

Fly Buys, a whole heap of them...statement just in the door with a catalogue full of shite apart from a socket set and a pie maker......

My lovely wife has decided that I am too stupid to make this decision and has suggested that I put it to the vote. I know that only the finest of minds will consider this connundrem and provide me with the answer to shape my future..

Can you help me guys, this really is important......thanks as always for your wisdom...

**Dadpole** · 28th February 2011, 18:31

Go for the pie maker, Max. With Fly-buys, I bet the socket set is shit.

You can always rent a decent set for a couple of pies...

**steve_t** · 28th February 2011, 18:32

I'm guessing you already have a socket set of some sort. "Allow" Mrs Max to have the pie maker so long as it's not going to sit there idly for weeks/months. She'll get the benefits of having the pie maker too. You're a selfless, sharing guy

**The Stranger:Me** · 28th February 2011, 18:32

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

A brand new socket set (for bike maintenance) or a pie maker (for....well, making pies I suppose...)
.

Is the pie make a hot blonde with big tits?
If not - get the socket set.

**FJRider** · 28th February 2011, 18:37

Are you not married to a pie-maker ... ???

Cooking is womans work ... is it not ... ???

**Headbanger** · 28th February 2011, 18:38

A socket set of the same value as a pie maker?

Whats it made out of...play dough?

Get the pie maker, Pies are far tastier then rubbish chinese tools.

**YellowDog** · 28th February 2011, 18:44

Originally Posted by Headbanger

A socket set of the same value as a pie maker?

Whats it made out of...play dough?

Get the pie maker, Pies are far tastier then rubbish chinese tools.

Wot he sed

**Nasty** · 28th February 2011, 19:07

had a pie maker .. waste of bloody time and effort you live down the road from a good pie shop!

**Oakie** · 28th February 2011, 20:22

A socket set will see you getting grease everywhere from your willy to your nose, breaking things on your bike which will treble the mechanic bills you were trying to avoid and and will see you skinning your knuckles down to the bone.

A pie maker will see you eating pies.

Simple isn't it FM! Thank me later.

**Mom** · 28th February 2011, 20:37

Flybuys socket set?

No contest....

PIE MAKER!

Total waste of money though, I would go for the flybuys slow cooker. You can make some very dribble mouthed, fattening stuff with dumplings included with no fuss in one of them

**steve_t** · 28th February 2011, 20:48

I just went on the Flybuys website and saw that the socket set is a Powerbuilt one

I voted for Pie Maker but want to change my vote now. Have you got points that are about to expire? Otherwise, I'd say to save up your points and get the bigger socket set

**ac3_snow** · 28th February 2011, 20:56

socket set but only if its a good brand

**DEATH_INC.** · 28th February 2011, 22:37

Originally Posted by Nasty

had a pie maker .. waste of bloody time and effort you live down the road from a good pie shop!

This is good advice, pies are available 24-7 everywhere, a tool shop is not.

**Indiana_Jones** · 28th February 2011, 22:59

Pie maker.

You can try and cook up all sorts of crazy pies!

Sod those cheap arse slope-head tools, you can get them from anywhere.........same with the pie maker I guess lol

-Indy

**Fatt Max** · 1st March 2011, 06:26

Big ups reeeeeespect and all that other tosh the teenagers are spouting off lately to all you lovely people who have offered sage worthy advice and voted.

The missus was frantically looking through the Fly Buys catalogue to see what knocking shop they subscribe to, might just leave that alone.

Sooooooo, tis looking like the pie maker.....yeah, that would be the go. Got some left over arse burning chilli from last night, imagine stuffing that in a pie with a big slab of cheddar on top....ooohhhhhh....