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  1. 23rd June 2005, 15:32 #1
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    Shopper KO'd by vibrating undies

    Hmmmmmmmmm.
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    Vibrate??? I thought the ad said "keeps you looking....

    VibraNt"!!!
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    So where did she get them? A friend of mine wants to know.
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    I'm shocked- surely more than 5 people found this funny???

    Or am I just sick?

    No, that can't be it

    Must revive thread for the public good
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    It could have been funnier...

    But it was still funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    It could have been funnier...

    But it was still funny
    What, do you need to involve oompa loompas in everything just for it to be funny?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMelon
    What, do you need to involve oompa loompas in everything just for it to be funny?!
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    I make the ladies do that all the time.. It's funny the first few times, but then you just kinda get used to it.. I must be too much
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    I make the ladies do that all the time.. It's funny the first few times, but then you just kinda get used to it.. I must be too much

    .... on 2.5 inches it said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv
    .... on 2.5 inches it said.
    I know, i know, it's thin.. but I make up for it in length...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    I make the ladies do that all the time.. It's funny the first few times, but then you just kinda get used to it.. I must be too much
    Wot... knocking 'em out cold?

    ...mean bastard...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Wot... knocking 'em out cold?

    ...mean bastard...
    hey, if you can't take the meat, then don't ask for seconds..
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    hey, if you can't take the meat, then don't ask for seconds..

    hmmm - only lasting seconds huh... yep - I think I understand your problem now... what to do what to do...
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