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    Why I love dealerships

    Because when they strip a head bolt they know just how to repair it properly.
    What would a conscientious dealer do? Pull the head and insert a heli coil?

    Well that's what I would have done (and have done now), but not the dealership.


    Knead it. They put the head bolt in with knead it.

    Still, I suppose I must give them credit for a creative solution.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    That deserves a double face palm. I suppose when the knead-it fails they can claim they'd never do anything like that.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    What would a conscientious dealer do? Pull the head and insert a heli coil?
    Probably call you, and tell you what's going on, and ask how you'd like it fixed.

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    Name and shame?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Because when they strip a head bolt they know just how to repair it properly.
    What would a conscientious dealer do? Pull the head and insert a heli coil?

    Well that's what I would have done (and have done now), but not the dealership.


    Knead it. They put the head bolt in with knead it.

    Still, I suppose I must give them credit for a creative solution.
    wtf????????????????????????????????????

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    I know why this happened, it was a mis-communication:

    The dealership: "When would you like this done?"
    The Stranger: "I knead it quickly!"
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    That sucks mate.

    If I owned the shop I'd have been more inclined to use JB Weld and charge you full rate for the extra hours it took to set


    Name and Shame I say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Name and Shame I say.
    Quote Originally Posted by Flip View Post
    Name and shame?
    Thank you, very tempting however I'm not so keen to foot the bill for the defence of a court case.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Thank you, very tempting however I'm not so keen to foot the bill for the defence of a court case.
    will they foot the bill when the head leaks?

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    That is very creative! Noted for future jobs
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Thank you, very tempting however I'm not so keen to foot the bill for the defence of a court case.
    On what grounds could any case be brought against you?

    There are complete defences in law against defamation called the truth and honest opinion.
    If it wasn't for a concise set of rules, we might have to resort to common sense!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Because when they strip a head bolt they know just how to repair it properly.
    What would a conscientious dealer do? Pull the head and insert a heli coil?

    Well that's what I would have done (and have done now), but not the dealership.


    Knead it. They put the head bolt in with knead it.

    Still, I suppose I must give them credit for a creative solution.
    When you say head bolt, is this one of the bolts that clamp the head gasket?

    If not and it was one of the bolts that hold a rocker cover on or similar then JB weld or knead it would work perfctly well.
    But like anything it has to be done right

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    Shame they didn't use the ceramic stuff (similar to kneadit) - as that would have worked...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Preload View Post
    On what grounds could any case be brought against you?

    There are complete defences in law against defamation called the truth and honest opinion.
    Alas being in the "right" does not prevent frivolous cases being brought against you. Humans are silly emotional beings, and sometimes when they get upset they take stupid actions that cost other people money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Alas being in the "right" does not prevent frivolous cases being brought against you. Humans are silly emotional beings, and sometimes when they get upset they take stupid actions that cost other people money.
    That is an inconvenient truth. DAMHIK.
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