Im a poor hard done by biker

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 15:09

Alternative title-The world hates me cos im a biker
I've just had the week from hell.
Monday was a bit wet but I rode my bike anyway.Overtaking a school bus unloading I hit a white line and slipped and fell off my bike causing damage to my hands. Im suing the local council for using slippery paint. -Thatll give me enough money to buy a pair of gloves.
Tuesday riding the chain came off my bike.Its the fault of that lousy mechanic that fitted the chain 6 months ago so im after him for a new chain.
wendsday I was riding my bike and decided to overtake a car on the inside on a single lane road.They turned left into me -I guess that explains why they were slowing. Im sueing them for the damage to my bike.
Thusrsday I was riding my bike and a cop pulled me over -He gave me a $500 ticket for speeding and splitting lanes. Im gonna get off that one cos the cop was an asshole and diddnt have my birthdate correct.
And just today my missus walks out on me
I just dont understand why -She says its because i dont take responsibility for my own actions.
What does she know? -bloody woman

**surfchick** · 24th June 2005, 15:20

smart-asse

**justsomeguy** · 24th June 2005, 15:21

Is this for real??? Seriously...... you're not just being naughty frosty having a friday PT are you?

But Mate....

I'm speechless......

**John** · 24th June 2005, 15:24

HES ON A PISSTAKE - HE LOOKS AFTER HIS OWN BIKE HES HASSELING OTHERS

HE FORGOT TO ADD ABOUT THE GREASE DOG DEMON.

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 15:31

me -lil ol me--take the piss --never

**ManDownUnder** · 24th June 2005, 15:31

NICE ONE

tell ya what - I'll help ya.

It's Friday and I expect you'll find that beer a little too heavy - I'll drink it for you so there's a bit left in the bottle... but you'll get a taste

Anything else I can do?

**Motu** · 24th June 2005, 15:37

I was shifting a bit of stuff down the back of my shop and found an old dark green 600 Bandit today...drained the carbs and fired it up.I've just come back from a test ride in the wet - the tyre spun up coming out of a corner and I slammed it into a parked car....I took off outa there real quick,but I think they got the rego number......I'm gunna keep quiet about this one....

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 15:43

Ohh finaly--someone who can protect me from my own actions. Ahh MDU what a socialy responsible bloke you are

NOW GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BEER

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 15:44

Originally Posted by Motu

I was shifting a bit of stuff down the back of my shop and found an old dark green 600 Bandit today...drained the carbs and fired it up.I've just come back from a test ride in the wet - the tyre spun up coming out of a corner and I slammed it into a parked car....I took off outa there real quick,but I think they got the rego number......I'm gunna keep quiet about this one....

OHH YEAA-- wondered where Id left that--best i come gettit sometime I guess

**White trash** · 24th June 2005, 15:45

Frosty, you're a cunt. A funny cunt, but still a .........

**ManDownUnder** · 24th June 2005, 15:45

Originally Posted by FROSTY

Ohh finaly--someone who can protect me from my own actions. Ahh MDU what a socialy responsible bloke you are

NOW GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BEER

Up yer bum... the only way you get this beer back is to make me throw up...

tell ya what - next time we catch up, I'll buy you one, on the condition you buy me one too...

Fair?

**Oakie** · 24th June 2005, 15:46

Originally Posted by Motu

I was shifting a bit of stuff down the back of my shop and found an old dark green 600 Bandit today...drained the carbs and fired it up.I've just come back from a test ride in the wet - the tyre spun up coming out of a corner and I slammed it into a parked car....I took off outa there real quick,but I think they got the rego number......I'm gunna keep quiet about this one....

err ... then why are you putting it on the internet where the whole feckin' world can read about it?