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    Yea sure it can

    How many people have had the Line My mates Rotory would beat you bike or do you think that could go faster than a ??? Or when you ride through town have Kids tell you to Pull a wheelie while your sitting at the lights
    Most of the Guys I work with know about bikes & what they are about but there is all ways those people that must have been locked away from normal going on's & have not been given the chance to learn about life or bikes ! Because some of the Fucken stupid things a couple of these people at work asks me about my Bike when its parked outside our smoko room

    1 Does that run on normal fuel
    2 Why is the back tyre so wide
    3 Why does it have those plastic things covering the motor
    4 Is it easy to speed on that
    5 How come there is only one muffler
    the list go's on . I feel for these poor Bastards. Everone should spend 1year on a bike first before they get their Car licence so they know what we are about & what driving safely is to !!

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    Got any stikkas mista?

    I'm always lost for words when they see my trials bike and ask if I race it...???
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    I hate at the lights when I'm told to wheelie and or do a burnout, I go yea sure, you do it first - they shutup.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei
    How many people have had the Line My mates Rotory would beat you bike or do you think that could go faster than a ??? !!
    Strange that I never get told that when on my RE5.
    Time to ride

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    NOONES SAID ANY OF THOSE TO ME. BOO HOO HOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei
    1 Does that run on normal fuel
    Nah mate, it runs lettuce and hamster pellets

    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei
    2 Why is the back tyre so wide
    Becouse it makes my GF/Wife's butt look smaller

    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei
    3 Why does it have those plastic things covering the motor
    Engine? Nah mate there aint nothing under there but a few hamsters on wheels
    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei
    4 Is it easy to speed on that
    Yea, anything under 150K/h and the hamsters die.

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    5 How come there is only one muffler
    Only need one to suck the hamster farts out.
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    Some young dumbarses at Lower Hutt BP asked Hayden if he wanted to race them on his Gsxr 1000. They were in some shitbox blingy whatever. Hayden just laughed in their faces.

    They were somewhat humbled.

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    one guy reckoned he could get to stratford from NP in 16 minutes or something ridiculous from NP. dick

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    best conversation I've had so far: (idiot in italics)

    nice bike mate, I used to have a bike too.. What is it?

    (pointing at the tank) A Kawa, thanks..

    What engine size is it?

    (pointing lower down) 600, or this one's a 636cc bike..

    not very big then, is it? can't go that fast then..?

    I've done over 250 on it..

    What, on that?!?!

    (green light) yeah, bye..

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    I dont get those sorta questions much anymore
    I'd loove some girlie to come say -mmm thats a big bike mister
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    Even better than the dumb questions are the dumb "know it alls". My ZXR250C doesn't have any stickers on it stating the cc rating... and on 3 seperate occasions I've had guys stand there by my bike talking to me and they all said along the lines of:

    "Yeah I used to ride bikes... not much different from yours, thats a 600 right? YEah it must be, look at the size of the back tyre"

    I just nod and say "yeah you know a lot about bikes tell me more"

    Once they've finished their "I know everything" talk I say "It's only a 250... and my back tyre isn't big (compared to any bike over 250cc).

    lol dumb asses
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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    I hate at the lights when I'm told to wheelie and or do a burnout, I go yea sure, you do it first - they shutup.
    I'm not as polite...

    I usally pull the words out Get fucked or fuck off cunt
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    arrrgh come on you pack of meanies- people just makin conversation 'cause you so cute...stay and banter a while i say..i got some pretty good stories so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    I'm not as polite...

    I usally pull the words out Get fucked or fuck off cunt
    You lady bikers aren't very forgiving are you now?

    No one bothers to ask me to race them at the lights but even the GS can show a clean pair of heels to pretty well any car away from the lights.

    It's the simple pleasures that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwalo
    You lady bikers aren't very forgiving are you now?

    No one bothers to ask me to race them at the lights but even the GS can show a clean pair of heels to pretty well any car away from the lights.

    It's the simple pleasures that matter.
    I'm a grumpy old bitch
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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