Yea sure it can

[Sensei]

one guy reckoned he could get to stratford from NP in 16 minutes or something ridiculous from NP. dick

Dude you can do 22min in a car so 16min on a bike is PISS easy . 28min from Awakino to Fitzroy is do able all so . Even 18min to Opunake from NP . When the Man is on Look out !!!!!

[Jantar]

Dude you can do 22min in a car so 16min on a bike is PISS easy .

Of course. Its only 42 kms so that's an average of 158 kph. Allowing for going a bit slower in the 50 kph areas then it would only need a cruising speed of 250 kph.

[WINJA]

SOME DUDE SAID HIS GTR XU1 WOULD KILL MY BIKE AND ITS LIKE A 202 STRAIGHT SIX PLEASE, AND ANOTHER GUY SAID HIS HOG WOULD WASTE MY BIKE , AND REALLY I COULDNT BE FUCKED

[sAsLEX]

28min from Awakino to Fitzroy is do able all so

now thats moving! the family trip up to that camping ground on the beach there always took over an hour!
23 minutes from messanger to NP in a cage was doing well i thought

[Sensei]

Of course. Its only 42 kms so that's an average of 158 kph. Allowing for going a bit slower in the 50 kph areas then it would only need a cruising speed of 250 kph.

Your onto Jantar . 230kph is enough 150 in the 50 they would have to be doing

[Sensei]

now thats moving! the family trip up to that camping ground on the beach there always took over an hour!
23 minutes from messanger to NP in a cage was doing well i thought

34min 2 up Now thats pushing it

[Oakie]

When parking lots of some people think my bike is somewhere between 250-400cc, but sadly at traffic lights the most common comment is "Get off the road you #@$%* slow coach!"

Yeah ... with nothing on it to show the cc rating, my old FXR fooled a few people...even the odd biker. I remember some kids asking me to do a burnout on mine once. Now how does that 'Tui' advert go ... ? "Yeah, right"

I get a kick out of it when wee kids wave at me from the footpath or from the back of cars. I always wave back. I consider it advance public relations for when they grow up.

[SixPackBack]

Even better than the dumb questions are the dumb "know it alls". My ZXR250C doesn't have any stickers on it stating the cc rating... and on 3 seperate occasions I've had guys stand there by my bike talking to me and they all said along the lines of:

"Yeah I used to ride bikes... not much different from yours, thats a 600 right? YEah it must be, look at the size of the back tyre"

I just nod and say "yeah you know a lot about bikes tell me more"

Once they've finished their "I know everything" talk I say "It's only a 250... and my back tyre isn't big (compared to any bike over 250cc).

lol dumb asses

I had some middle aged women come upto me at the mall and argue my thou was a 250......wouldnt take ' no' for an answer. Thought she was scopping for a root till she got really angry.....still scratchin my head over that one!

[Jackrat]

Not many people ask about my bike.
I think it has something to do with the old leathers, an filthy looks.
Had a guy stop when I was at the auto electrical one day,first he calls me brother,them starts telling me how he had one just like that.
Well ok,the brother bit's pushing it just a tad but then he goes to chuck a leg over.
"you don't want to FUCKING do that"
I think he might of spotted the "Oh shit" look on my Mrs face or something.
But he changed his mind real fast.
Pubs are the worst,there's always somebody that's got a mate that's got one,what ever it is!!
Then theirs the guy that used to have an older Triumph, an their a much better bike.
Yeah,well so did I,an that's why I ride this.
The few people that ask real questions are ok,good to have a yarn with if their really interested.

[Wolf]

hey, not a tattoo, quality airbrushing.. and it'll look sweet when it gets done..
hey, and if you're into Hoff with puppies, then NC's fav...

kb is full of hoff shtuff

Arrgh, that'll learn me to view kb with the "Don't censor images" option ticked.

Off to get selected brain cells killed - anyone else care for an absinthe and tequila cocktail?

[Lou Girardin]

It's not just motorcyclists who have this problem. V8 owners have the same problem, everyone "boy racer" want s to have a go. Driving mates ute used to get it all the time. Girlfriend had a bunch of guy friends who were well into rotarys and those guys were always wanking on. Not many would have got near the 400 chev though

There's reason for that though.
Eights are easy meat. Like HSV owners taking on EVO's

[Motu]

I don't get 4X4 owners saying they can go places my bike can't - against a trials bike there's no contest....ah,'cept in really deep mud,but then again I can usualy ride around it and don't need a winch anyway.

[Biff]

I had some spunky chicks shout sexy at me while I was parked up at some traffic lights once. It took me three and a half years before I finally realised it must have been my bike they were referring to.

[Lou Girardin]

I don't get 4X4 owners saying they can go places my bike can't - against a trials bike there's no contest....ah,'cept in really deep mud,but then again I can usualy ride around it and don't need a winch anyway.

My 4x4 will roll easier than yours. And it crushes little cars better.
Shame about the size of my dick though.

[scumdog]

In the F100.
Streetside retards "Do a burnout!!"
me "ok"
S.r. "Really?"
me "only cost you $600"
S.r. "eh?wtf?
me "well somebody is going to have to pay for the tyres, got the money ready?"
Sr "nah..."

S.r. "what's the little wheels out the back for?
me "I'm still on my learner licence, they're training wheels"
S.r. "Ohhh....yeah well I knew what they're for all the time.."