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  1. 9th May 2011, 22:02 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Comma Irony.
    "Hello Shame store? I'd like to order one large facepalm please."
    "It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."
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    I asked Fatt Max how he got so fat and without even a tiny pause he said, "Every time I root your missus she gives me a biscuit!"







    p/t..............well obviously!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    I asked Fatt Max how he got so fat and without even a tiny pause he said, "Every time I root your missus she gives me a biscuit!"
    Belongs to the Aussie Cricket team that one.
    "It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    And my sig is my current favourite.... I thought I'd never stop lolling at that one.
    so I'm guessing that you are lolling at rachprice then?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    "Hey guys, why don't we get a Kiwi Biker wave?"
    The SPECIAL KB wave...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    "Shaft drive bikes can't wheelie."
    Well everyone knows that. Hardly a quotable quote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Belongs to the Aussie Cricket team that one.
    Pommie cricket team. It was aimed at Shane Warne.
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