Creating a new club?

[sportster]

Sure why not you not a club person, maybe a lone wolf

[fokky]

oh dear..........sons of anarchy much?

[DrunkenMistake]

What you do is man, Go find some Tribesmen or something, ride on up and get off your bike, find the dumbest looking fucker you can see, and give him a good smack in the face, then run your little titties off.

Thats step one to creating a 'Club', this is how you seek approval from a 1% gang/club.

Step two is a little more difficult,
If you dont know how to do it, Dont do it.

[tigertim20]

Hi interested to hear everyone comments on the best approach to creating a new club.

Should it be a sc, rc, or mc, do I need to contact the main 1% clubs. We will not be running a three piece back patch it will only be a one piece patch.

Start by offering to suck dick for one of the bigger gangs. Once youve taken it up the arse enough, theyll lt you start your own chapter.

Hi definitely a club only, just tring to do research on how to create a club and lots of sites say you have to ask the 1%. Most sites were in the states so this may explain.

I want the new club to be able to wear a patch without having it ripped off them

Well, why does it need a patch? you want to have the image, and membership restrictions of a gang, but not deal with the stigma of appearing as though you are a gang, hmmmmm yeah, nah. why the fuck cant you just have a 'motorcycle' club, why restrict to one type of bike? Theres nothing different about a 'you-cant-join-because-your-bike-makes-too-much-power-per-litre' clubs, nor about the 'my-harley-is-worth-more-than-your-harley-cos-my-whores-sell-more-ass-and-P-than-your-whores-do' type clubs. wanna be different? then try and do something thats actually different

Sorry must have and use as your main form of transport a Harley sportster powered motorbike.

Hog is more for the big vtwins and guys with lots of money, I think the sportster is one of the most under rated bike around. Yet it's such a versatile bike.

versatile, I can agree here.
Boat anchors
tractor engines
keep mechanics employed
are an efficient way of converting energy into noise without the awful side effects of horsepower, like them stupid newfangled plastic sportsbike thingies
get that instant 'look at me Im a cock' aura


















P/T

[DrunkenMistake]

versatile, I can agree here.
Boat anchors
tractor engines
keep mechanics employed
are an efficient way of converting energy into noise without the awful side effects of horsepower, like them stupid newfangled plastic sportsbike thingies
get that instant 'look at me Im a cock' aura

Maybe your patch can have a warning label reminding the rider to adjust his suspension for his overly inflated ego, and another that reminds him/her not to use their machine on any road with corners, Harley's should only have flat squared away tyres.


P/T

[Fatt Max]

Are you fat...??

[Urano]

guys, seriously...
but...
is there any difference if you wear one, two or three patches on your jacket nad where you have it sewed?

i can't understand...
is there any word joke i don't get? are you really referring to "patches"??
i'm really, anthropologically, interested.
could you explain?

[Eyegasm]

hahaha, just had a disturbing mental image of a geezer trying to pull (or more probably peel) Fatt max's FBMC shirt of his back!!!

Soo wrong, but made me laugh.

[sportster]

Tigertim2O you are the exact reason why I choose to ride with other like minded people instead of people that think they are better than someone else, I respect all riders regardless of what they ride.

Fatt max depends who you ask my wife or my friends

[malfunconz]

groan ..... cant beleive i read this thread .

[Bonez]

How about the Sporster Appreciation Society or SAS for short? You could put Inc. at the end if you wish.

[unstuck]

In Auckland.?? Shit i may of well just stayed up there.

[sportster]

Thanks bones, that could be a great name

[Fatt Max]

hahaha, just had a disturbing mental image of a geezer trying to pull (or more probably peel) Fatt max's FBMC shirt of his back!!!

Soo wrong, but made me laugh.

I can see the terror a thought like that would bring to you mate, and I apologise for it.

Sportster, careful with the SAS name, could get you into trouble with the Jundies. Mind you, no worries if you get on TV, they will never see it in Afghanastan.....cos there they have a Telly-Ban.......

Aw fuck it....

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

How about the Sporster Appreciation Society or SAS for short? You could put Inc. at the end if you wish.

SAS Inc. hmmm I printed pens for them last month... they are NZ ex and serving SAS members... some how I don't think they will like a bike gang ... sorry... "club"... withthe same name.