Creating a new club?

**Fatt Max** · 10th May 2011, 14:25

Better keep an eye out for this lot as well.....

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**sportster** · 10th May 2011, 14:37

Thanks Fatt MAx I'll sure look out for them, I notice you decided to run MC instead or SC or RC any main reason. Thanks

Nodrog sure if have a sportster and are serious.

**Fatt Max** · 10th May 2011, 14:48

Originally Posted by sportster

Thanks Fatt MAx I'll sure look out for them, I notice you decided to run MC instead or SC or RC any main reason. Thanks

Nodrog sure if have a sportster and are serious.

Set up as a fun group, no membership fees, no commitee, no 'management' structure, no upper level and DEFINATLEY no fucking politics.

Just a bunch of bikers doing fundraising work and lots of eating. Why MC? Cos Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club sounded funny at the time and it seemed to fit.

There is a big pisstake in there and everyone who attends the events can see that. It's not a gang, it's not a political group and it certainly aint a fucking diet class.

Its bikers having some fun

Sort of what your group sounds like.....but possibly a few KG's lighter

**ellipsis** · 10th May 2011, 14:58

....I belong to a Sportster club already...its fucking easy to suss..Im the only member, but its cheap and club meetings are simple too..sometimes I get carried away with the whole thing and fight with myself..another good bit is Im in charge...the drawbacks are...sometimes I dont know whether to follow myself or just leave myself behind...subs are never a problem...I tried the patches but I still smoke 10 to 15 a day...my club rallies are easy to organise too...sometimes I just go down to my shed and polish the club machine...sometimes when I really want to get the club out there and noticed, I will go for a ride...get on with it mate...

**Maha** · 10th May 2011, 15:02

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....I belong to a Sportster club already...its fucking easy to suss..Im the only member, but its cheap and club meetings are simple too..sometimes I get carried away with the whole thing and fight with myself..another good bit is Im in charge...the drawbacks are...sometimes I dont know whether to follow myself or just leave myself behind...subs are never a problem...I tried the patches but I still smoke 10 to 15 a day...my club rallies are easy to organise too...sometimes I just go down to my shed and polish the club machine...sometimes when I relly want to get the club out there and noticed, I will go for a ride...get on with it mate...

I bet your Club Rally's are quiet?..

**ellipsis** · 10th May 2011, 15:09

Originally Posted by Maha

I bet your Club Rally's are quiet?..

...my wife bitched one night when I started up my T20 and filled the shed full of castrol R perfume...she reckoned I was probably breaking some rule of my own...when I argued that I got along well at rallies, even with jappies and their riders, she just changed tack like girls do and told me to 'shut the fuck up, or my rally days were over'...I did...she has her own club..and I do as she directs...but when I grow up, things will be different...

**admenk** · 10th May 2011, 15:23

Originally Posted by CAMSec

...but when I grow up, things will be different...

...just don't ever let that happen

Would anybody ride a bike if they grew up? (I know, we should ride like grown ups etc etc)

**Fatt Max** · 10th May 2011, 15:28

Originally Posted by admenk

...just don't ever let that happen

Would anybody ride a bike if they grew up? (I know, we should ride like grown ups etc etc)

Aha, the words of wisdom...good on ya sweatheart....

**Laava** · 10th May 2011, 16:45

You are just looking for an excuse to get those arseless chaps out of the bedroom you sick man!

**unstuck** · 10th May 2011, 16:51

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....I belong to a Sportster club already...its fucking easy to suss..Im the only member, but its cheap and club meetings are simple too..sometimes I get carried away with the whole thing and fight with myself..another good bit is Im in charge...the drawbacks are...sometimes I dont know whether to follow myself or just leave myself behind...subs are never a problem...I tried the patches but I still smoke 10 to 15 a day...my club rallies are easy to organise too...sometimes I just go down to my shed and polish the club machine...sometimes when I relly want to get the club out there and noticed, I will go for a ride...get on with it mate...

Brilliant.Sounds like my kind of gang...oops club.

**AllanB** · 10th May 2011, 17:01

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....I belong to a Sportster club already...its fucking easy to suss..Im the only member, but its cheap and club meetings are simple too..sometimes I get carried away with the whole thing and fight with myself..another good bit is Im in charge...the drawbacks are...sometimes I dont know whether to follow myself or just leave myself behind...subs are never a problem...I tried the patches but I still smoke 10 to 15 a day...my club rallies are easy to organise too...sometimes I just go down to my shed and polish the club machine...sometimes when I relly want to get the club out there and noticed, I will go for a ride...get on with it mate...

Cool.

I've my own Honda club like that. I'm trying to see if I can claim back some club expenses on my tax! Sometimes I allow my mates to ride with me too even if they own Suzukis, Triumphs, HD's and other inferior brands.

Heck I've even set up a mirror in the shed so I can check out my own leather clad arse - hey it is a Honda club so one has standards to keep up to.

FYI - I'm looking sharp!

**ellipsis** · 10th May 2011, 17:09

Originally Posted by AllanB

FYI - I'm looking sharp!

..I thought that too...then she told me 'I was more like a prick'..

**HenryDorsetCase** · 10th May 2011, 17:35

Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa

Ahhh k.
Assuming ur serious, wanting a bike club only, not an outlaw or 1%er club or gang or whatever. And for whatever reason, the current clubs arent your thing.

Make a club. keep it informal - u might want to incorporate it as a society or whatever whatever one day - but perhaps wait a year or two to see if the club idea still works for you first?

In NZ, from all I have heard, no backpatch gang looks at a sidepatch club as competition or a problem. Per se. So you have no risk of your patch getting ripped off you for that reason. Ok, theres lately been a story of a HOG or Ulyses guy getting his side patch taken off him up the far north (last year?) - but this wasnt from any bike club/gang - just local pricks.

Best way to meet the current clubs and members - turn up to the rides, poker runs, that are held yearly. mix n mingle. Most side-patch clubs these days are very different from the back patch clubs,.

Dont ride a pink colored bike, no sparkly red tassels off the bars.....you'll be fine.

Oh yeah. Restrict your membership - otherwise idiots join, think theyre Gangstas, and ruin your club rep. And then you run the risk of the gangs taking an interest. Or the boys in blue.

I'm out then.

**Drew** · 10th May 2011, 17:42

Pretty funny read. I'll join up if I ever have enough money to buy an XR1200 (that still counts as a sporty right)? I want the XX which is all black if that helps.