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    The crack up is the ppl that are giving the self-important, opinionated, arrogant, arsehole yarpie (how's that for redundancy?) shit about his attitude, and then calling his boulevard a piece of shit.



    Any bike actually has fuck all to do with a person being a biker, or a tosser.
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    The crack up is the ppl that are giving

    Any bike actually has fuck all to do with a person being a biker, or a tosser.
    What they fail to realise is it's far easier (and safer) to pick on Gi Joe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    What they fail to realise is it's far easier (and safer) to pick on Gi Joe.
    Pink ninja pajamas are way too intimidating.
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I am seriously considering organising a 'We Are Not Real Bikers' ride for sub 750cc bikes, ride through Wellington to where ever this geezer lives, make a shit load of noise outside his front door then get our 'not real' bikes and ride them fair up his butt crack....
    Maybe next Feb on the FBMC run we could all go and wobble bellies at him in anger!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    You told him that you passionately love Hondas eh?
    erm there are limits bro...

    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    The crack up is the ppl that are giving the self-important, opinionated, arrogant, arsehole yarpie (how's that for redundancy?) shit about his attitude, and then calling his boulevard a piece of shit.



    Any bike actually has fuck all to do with a person being a biker, or a tosser.
    Does that mean you won't judge me with my S40? or is that a bit to much to ask
    "A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."
    C.S. Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by baptist View Post
    erm there are limits bro...
    True, you dont see to many fatty's on anything other a cruiser....bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    True, you dont see to many fatty's on anything other a cruiser....bro.
    Oi! Some of us are so vertically challenged (ok and fat ) that we need cruisers otherwise we are on tip toes and fall over...
    "A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."
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    Quote Originally Posted by baptist View Post
    Oi! Some of us are so vertically challenged (ok and fat ) that we need cruisers otherwise we are on tip toes and fall over...
    Was going to be my other point.....

    you left out...and most females.

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    A biker is someone that will stop & see that your ok when your on the side of the road.
    Size of machine has nothing to do with being a 'biker'.

    your bikes then your a biker
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    MONEYI don't have any
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    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
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    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Was going to be my other point.....

    you left out...and most females.
    now I'm short fat and a girlie I'm off to by a scooter...
    "A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."
    C.S. Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by baptist View Post
    now I'm short fat and a girlie I'm off to by a scooter...
    Honda lead 50 per chance ??
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Honda lead 50 per chance ??
    Oi, you!!!!!!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Oi, you!!!!!!
    I didn't say pink
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Yeah. Abomination. Although I call it "grey milk".
    Is that like a coffee version of that other organization you belong to - Grey Power?
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by baptist View Post
    now I'm short fat and a girlie I'm off to by a scooter...
    Scooters are taller than cruisers and are designed or leggy gay guys/pizza delivery students/students and office bitches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    It's true. They have gingervitis.
    Haha, LOL - So, I hadn't realised my ATTGAT rule serves a secondary purpose....

    Anyway, on topic - two wheels/engine = biker. QED

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