Not allowed to be a biker...

[PrincessBandit]

Pink ninja pajamas are way too intimidating.

He wears them to bed as well?! And you've seen this???!!!!!

Was going to be my other point.....

you left out...and most females.

Sniff. I'm waiting till I get to be a real old lady before I cruise on down the cruiser path.

Scooters are taller than cruisers and are designed or leggy gay guys/pizza delivery students/students and office bitches...

Funnily enough while Balu and I were in Raro a couple of years ago we were quite happy to hire the crappy little GN125s they had rather than scooters, which all the locals and other tourists rode. I tried hopping on a couple of the scooters and couldn't touch the ground!

[Maha]

Funnily enough while Balu and I were in Raro a couple of years ago we were quite happy to hire the crappy little GN125s they had rather than scooters, which all the locals and other tourists rode. I tried hopping on a couple of the scooters and couldn't touch the ground!

Scooters are tall, but Anne had no trouble with them (height wise) ...they have a heap of space in which to store flippers/reef shoes/goggles/towel under the seat.
Na scrub the towel, the heat drys you out before you get to the next resort for that well earned beer..

[slofox]

Is that like a coffee version of that other organization you belong to - Grey Power?

I'm not old enough to be a grey panther yet...and given some of my overtaking moves this morning, might never be...

[GrayWolf]

Well I am FAT, hopefully soon to be a member of the 'fraternity' too...

Hmmm well I ride an 1100, so I guess I am not a biker either, I dont wear leather, jeans and bad ass 'cowboy' boots? And I dont tell 250 riders they are only 'riders'..
Oh shit, I am ONLY a Motorcyclist,,,,, well bugger me!!!!

[taff1954]

From an on-line dictionary....
biker –noun
1.
a person who rides a bicycle, motorcycle, or motorbike, especially in competition or as a hobby.

Anyway, biker is not a label, it's an attitude and it's a way of life.

[gijoe1313]

Actually I wear pink Miffy pajamas with some bunny eared ear muffs!

My girl wears the pink camo ... see, you meet the nicest people on a Honda! http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgur...%3Disch&itbs=1

[ynot slow]

Not a true biker either,although the 1250 is motorcycle large talk,seems my skin aint tough enough to ride in t shirts and chandals,no gloves like them hog and scooter riders,damn they're tuff(and friggin DUMB).

[ducatilover]

I still think he's a foaming axe wound....

[oneofsix]

Not a true biker either,although the 1250 is motorcycle large talk,seems my skin aint tough enough to ride in t shirts and chandals,no gloves like them hog and scooter riders,damn they're tuff(and friggin DUMB).

You know what they say; No Brain (or frozen brain) No Pain

[javawocky]

Does that mean you won't judge me with my S40? or is that a bit to much to ask

Lets see, my wife owns an S40, only rides 2 or 3 days in summer so therefor is not a biker. Thus we can deduct that because you have 650cc (rounded off Slofox) which is < 750 and ride the same model of bike as my wife who is not a biker, you must be a non - biker - sorry, please hand in your biker membership card.

[Zamiam]

I've got more than 2 x 750cc so I'm a double biker but I ride a Harley and not in the rain so I'm a double poser but do I give a fuck No - cause while I'm fat I'm nit a ginger.

Call me whatever you want - I will get on my bike and go for a ride that's right I'm a bike rider so therefore I am a BIKER.

[baptist]

Lets see, my wife owns an S40, only rides 2 or 3 days in summer so therefor is not a biker. Thus we can deduct that because you have 650cc (rounded off Slofox) which is < 750 and ride the same model of bike as my wife who is not a biker, you must be a non - biker - sorry, please hand in your biker membership card.

I blame Max, if he hadn't posted this thread I would still be a biker... or I just treat the guy he spoke to as an anal plonker...

[Smifffy]

I blame Max, if he hadn't posted this thread I would still be a biker... or I just treat the guy he spoke to as an anal plonker...

That like a "planker"?

[ducatilover]

That like a "planker"?

I think an anal plonker is the sport of doing a hand stand, catching a scorched almond in the jacksie, but, it is only when it "plonks", no plunks and thuds.

[jonbuoy]

You use your bike as a form of transport rain, hail & shine (to and from work etc..) you are a" biker" by definition. If you only ride in your spare time your a weekend warrior.