WHY US GUYS ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE:

**Biff** · 30th June 2005, 16:51

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Also ... guys don't ever have worry about pushing something the size of a watermelon out of a hole in their body that can only stretch to the size of an orange .... think about that for a moment ......

And you wimmin have never had a 'man cold' or caught your genitalia in your zipper. You ladies have things so easy.

**Wolf** · 30th June 2005, 16:56

Originally Posted by Eurygnomes

My ex and I came to a sensible compromise. EVERYONE puts the seat down. Voila: no arguments. Provided it's down BEFORE the loo's used of course!

Why is that "sensible" or a "compromise"?

A compromise means that both parties make an effort. Leaving the seat where you had it is not an "effort". Surely a compromise would be that 50% of the time you put the seat up after you've finished and 50% of the time he puts it down...

I note you infer that if he left the seat up there would be arguments and that your idea of avoiding an argument is his adherence to your rules...

The prosecution rests, M'lud.

**Slipstream** · 30th June 2005, 17:02

Originally Posted by Biff

You ladies have things so easy.

I had written a whole page of stuff to reply to this statement.... then I realised that I was being baited....So I deleted it all and remembered a great joke...

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

**Hitcher** · 30th June 2005, 17:29

Originally Posted by Eurygnomes

My ex and I came to a sensible compromise. EVERYONE puts the seat down. Voila: no arguments. Provided it's down BEFORE the loo's used of course!

What is it about women and toilet seats? If it's up, put it down. That's what the hinge is there for. When was the last time you ever heard a guy moan about having to lift one up, an act that takes more strength? And be grateful they do. Must sure as hell beat sitting on a puddle...

**Slipstream** · 30th June 2005, 17:35

Originally Posted by Hitcher

What is it about women and toilet seats? If it's up, put it down. That's what the hinge is there for. When was the last time you ever heard a guy moan about having to lift one up, an act that takes more strength? And be grateful they do. Must sure as hell beat sitting on a puddle...

It's all about percentages and logic ..... a woman uses the toilet with the seat down %100 of the time .... a man uses it %50 of the time with the seat down .... therefore it is just plain logical that the seat should stay down.

**Biff** · 30th June 2005, 17:35

Originally Posted by Wolf

Why is that "sensible" or a "compromise"?

A compromise means that both parties make an effort. Leaving the seat where you had it is not an "effort". Surely a compromise would be that 50% of the time you put the seat up after you've finished and 50% of the time he puts it down...

I note you infer that if he left the seat up there would be arguments and that your idea of avoiding an argument is his adherence to your rules...

The prosecution rests, M'lud.

I'm with you all the way brother.
Wimmin should raise the seat when they've finished, just on the off chance that a guy may use it next. They're so bloody inconsiderate.

**ManDownUnder** · 30th June 2005, 17:41

Originally Posted by Biff

I'm with you all the way brother.
Wimmin should raise the seat when they've finished, just on the off chance that a guy may use it next. They're so bloody inconsiderate.

I say compromise - leave the seat down all the time! (and pee in the sink It's about the right height - no seat to worry about...)

MDU

**ManDownUnder** · 30th June 2005, 17:46

Actually... there is an option to just pee with the seat down - what could possibly happen?

You get a bit on the seat, but that's not so bad... not like you're about to sit in it...

BUT WAIT - I know someone that WOULD sit in it... so she get's upset!

The solution is obvious - SHE puts the seat UP... just in case the guy is the next to use the loo.

Seems fair - it's expected that WE put the seat up in case SHE is the next one to use it...

I expect it works too, although the love life might take a hammering...
MDU

**Slipstream** · 30th June 2005, 17:54

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Actually... there is an option to just pee with the seat down - what could possibly happen?

You get a bit on the seat, but that's not so bad... not like you're about to sit in it...

I used to live a guy that did that...cept he didn't get the seat he got the wall and floor behind

**Ixion** · 30th June 2005, 17:57

Originally Posted by Slipstream

I used to live a guy that did that...cept he didn't get the seat he got the wall and floor behind

Meh. Toughen up guys. Just use the kitchen sink, or the pot plants in the lounge. Problem solved.

**ManDownUnder** · 30th June 2005, 18:00

Originally Posted by Slipstream

I used to live a guy that did that...cept he didn't get the seat he got the wall and floor behind

yeah well... the worst bit is when you do sit down when you go...

At least when you're standing you don't get the end in the water
MDU

**Slipstream** · 30th June 2005, 18:02

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

At least when you're standing you don't get the end in the water
MDU

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**ManDownUnder** · 30th June 2005, 18:12

Originally Posted by Biff

And you wimmin have never had a 'man cold' or caught your genitalia in your zipper. You ladies have things so easy.

eeessshhh... done the zipped thing when I was a kid... and a really good one too.. my GOD it hurt...

I know of nothing that compared with that... not from my past, and if my future holds anything similar, I really don't want to know where or when... I'll lose sleep till that day!

**DingDong** · 30th June 2005, 18:56

Hate to spoil the party but I dont agree

because at the end of the day... women have the choice not to work or to stop work when eva they please. Howeva us men are forced to work until we're 65 to support, clothe, shelter and feed all the kids we had soooo much fun making and then we die... leaving all our toys for the wife and kids to wreak!

Yeah... but

right?