The Big Four.

[Geeen]

Shit! Chill phil. I could care less, it was just a bit of foreplay

That's getting close to a "Dad Joke"

[jaffaonajappa]

Shit! Chill phil. I could care less, it was just a bit of foreplay

Foreplay?
What do you do for the real thing? Screw a porcupine?

[Luckylegs]

That's getting close to a "Dad Joke"

Ya What... ?

[Luckylegs]

Foreplay?
What do you do for the real thing? Screw a porcupine?

Go on admit it, my post went straight over your head huh?

[jaffaonajappa]

Go on admit it, my post went straight over your head huh?

Yup.
Suspect most of your posts will do that to me....so no need to reply to this one, cheers.

[gazzanz]

dont associate metallica with honda please. its like dressing a pitbull in a tutu

Some might say its like dressing a poodle in leathers

[Beren]

Some might say its like dressing a poodle in leathers

Stop turning me on.

[avgas]

Honda - you meet the nicest people on a Honda. Nice bikes (Farkin boring bikes).
Yamaha - build some weird arsed bikes. Always a bit different to the others.
Kawasaki - Fastest motors, quickest bikes, but quirky handling.
Suzuki - best all round of the Jappas.

OWNLAE A FOOOOOLL BREEAAAKKS THE TWOOOOLL SECOONDA RUUULLLEEE

Sorry got stuck in a flash back. I'm fine now.

[avgas]

Stop turning me on.

Your mum, in bed with John Key, talking about the economy.

That should stop you.

[avgas]

When I bought a Ducati it was " a Doo whati???" ( when they were exotic....not mass produced...)

Did you get one with
"Don't stall" pipes?

"Honda made a bike sound like a sewing machine, Ducati made one look like one"

"There are no ducati owners in the world, only ducati mechanics"

"Kawasaki Ninjas Rule, Kawasaki Ninjas Rule........Kawasaki Ninjas Rul..." SHUTUP WILL YOU!!!

"The Passion of Honda"

"Suzuki, leaders in technology acronyms"

"Yamaha, precision equipment.....assembled by monkeys"

hmmm thats all I can remember for now

[imdying]

dont associate metallica with honda please

More like don't associate Megadeth with Metallica