CREATURE has a stiffy

[ducatilover]

Ducatilover suggest showing us Honda owners the stiffy.

[The Singing Chef]

Ducatilover suggest showing us Honda owners the stiffy.

The Singing Chef is thinking that it's always a Honda rider that has to be the first to say that.

[ducatilover]

The Singing Chef is thinking that it's always a Honda rider that has to be the first to say that.

Ducatilover agrees, Ducatilover only has one week of Honda ownership left so he will make the most of it.

[Ratti]

1.4 is quite thick, and it will be stiff for a while. Treat it with something from the bike shop or hunting shop to soften it a bit and keep a bit of water out..for a while anyway. water or urine probably wont help a lot, but I guess you could try?

Mostly you just have to tough it out and wear it lots. Bodyheat and wear will force it into your shape fairly quickly.

[The Singing Chef]

Ducatilover agrees, Ducatilover only has one week of Honda ownership left so he will make the most of it.

The Singing Chef thinks that's fair enough, Family bar would help you make the most of that week.. then back to the kwaka

[The Singing Chef]

1.4 is quite thick, and it will be stiff for a while. Bodyheat and wear will force it into another shape fairly quickly.

I recommended ice...

[unstuck]

Linseed oil.

[The Singing Chef]

Tiger balm

[Fatt Max]

The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

Oh fuck, so you found out about that, must have been a careless whisper......

[Fatt Max]

Put it in the same room as my mother in law. Now there is a face that coudl soften even the hardest of stiffys.....

[unstuck]

[Fatt Max]

My creature had a stiffy once, I took the big, black, hairy bastard down the vet and had his danglies lopped, fucker aint had one since....

[sinfull]

I had a stiffy once ! But the vet didn't help matters, she was hot !

[The Singing Chef]

I had a stiffy once ! But the vet didn't help matters, she was hot !

then she pulled out the needle

[PrincessBandit]

Hi fellow bikers,
CREATURE has just bought a new leather jacket 1.4mm thick leather. smells like new leather looks like new leather (cause it is) but is also as stiff as new leather. CREATURE would appreciate any advice you could give on how i could, well, soften it up a bit so it is not quite so stiff, or will this just occur naturally with wear? CREATURE would appreciate your thoughts.

Hmmm, it may well be that it could take quite a while. My first leather jacket was a gorgeous red Suomy - I loved it - but it never really felt all that comfortable. I wore it nearly every day but even now when I put it on it feels stiff. Actually, come to think of it, I should put it on and see whether in fact it is the armour that makes it so stiff... My current M2R blue one was also quite hard initially but that has softened nicely over time.

As for stiffies, don't have any problem with them myself...