Yep, I have heard that about you mate....Originally Posted by PrincessBandit
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Yep, I have heard that about you mate....
Whip it, whip it good!
Mom, has a bit of a soft spot for a stiffy
Thicker the better, but makes it stiffer in the end. Lots of stroking and rubbing with suitable lubricant, creams and lotions, and lots of close contact with your body will help resolve the stiffness, to a nice supple yumminess.
Senior Grumpy Old Bastard
Hey Creature,
One understands your dilema. One would suggest prchasing from a suitable establishment of salable consumables a tube/jar/bottle of Leather conditioner. One would pass on advice given to One when a tailored leather jacket was purchased for self. Avoid synthetic based leather treatments, leather needs 'feeding'. So if One can offer futher advice to Creature, One would suggest a Saddlery or if there is not one nearby, Olive oil was the alternative suggestion. THIS was given by the maker of said Leather jacket. It is a natural oil and will feed and soften the leather.
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions; and a man is judged by his deeds and his actions, why say it's the thought that counts? -GrayWolf
Senior Grumpy Old Bastard
Sure it will Mom, but it wont resolve his problem with the stiff jacket!Mom, has a bit of a soft spot for a stiffy
Thicker the better, but makes it stiffer in the end. Lots of stroking and rubbing with suitable lubricant, creams and lotions, and lots of close contact with your body will help resolve the stiffness, to a nice supple yumminess.
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions; and a man is judged by his deeds and his actions, why say it's the thought that counts? -GrayWolf
Whore of the Forumz.
Stiffy's like soft spots very much, i like to wax mine up before a long day, especially if the stiffy looks like it will be getting wet, still trying to figure out why i have logos on there though? maybe too much alchohol one night lolMom, has a bit of a soft spot for a stiffy
Thicker the better, but makes it stiffer in the end. Lots of stroking and rubbing with suitable lubricant, creams and lotions, and lots of close contact with your body will help resolve the stiffness, to a nice supple yumminess.
Sir Cumference
I've completely lost my train of thought now - what were we talking about again...?
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Hardcore Punk
Gey back to the stiffys..quick.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Whore of the Forumz.
well, we began talking about creature having a stiffy, then every body else joined in with tales of thier stiffy's and what they do to remedy them
Whip it, whip it good!
Gee you lot are rude
Whore of the Forumz.
Why thank you MomGee you lot are rude
Weekend cruiser
my Yellow box has a stiffy.
All the stiffy talk seems to have scared off creature. I hope he isn't at all self concious. But it sounds like Mom could help with that ;p
Whip it, whip it good!
What ever do you mean
Go Hard or Go Home
seriously tho, why the third person?
Registered User
Wiat till you see what I can do with a really good stiffy, now thats rude.....Gee you lot are rude
They call me Mr Fahrenheit
I think it has delusions of being 'Kreacher' the house elf.
Keep on chooglin'
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