CREATURE has a stiffy

[creature]

The question has come up about why CREATURE refers to himself as a third person, well quite simply, why the fuck not. we all have 2 faces in life some have more, 1 that we wear in private and 1 that we wear in public. CREATURE has at least 3, the way CREATURE talks on this web page makes him unique if you dont like it then go cry to your mummy about it cause CREATURE doesn't give a shit. if you are the sort of dumbass that likes to change people to suit them i would imagine your also divorced or one day will be. so fuck you very much, but CREATURE will maintain his personality on this page. to all my fellow bikers who like CREATURES personality or simply dont give a shit CREATURE is proud to know you. For what little time CREATURE has left to ride CREATURE says to his fellow brother and sister bikers, and CREATURE will love you whatever your personality. i hope you do the same

[White trash]

Creature needs to settle down and stop crying. This is the internet, as you say, and not real life. Get a grip.

[Grubber]

46 posts and only 2 with any amount of advice. Bloody hilarious!
Chuck it in a bucket of Luke warm water or give it a coating of Leather Oil.
I got a 5 litre can of the stuff if ya want a lend.