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    Wink They shit rainbows

    Today I saw something that has proved once and for all that Honda's are GHEY I always like to give the benefit of the doubt, but now I know this for a certainty.

    We needed new tyres, and today was the day to go and get them fitted. As a result the heavens opened and it poured down, leaving the roads very, very wet. Just what you need when wearing in new rubber afterall.

    We left once the rain had stopped and the skies cleared to a clear blue and full on sunshine I was following Maha on the CB and I kid you not this thing was throwing perfect rainbows from its rear end. There can be no other explanation than the bike is GHEY! I wish I had a camera with me so I could photograph this phenomenom to share with you all, quite an impressive sight really
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I was following Maha on the CB and I kid you not this thing was throwing perfect rainbows from its rear end.
    Bwahahaha.
    Oh wait. You mean the Bike was throwing the....ahh oops

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    Now, there's a perfectly logical reason why you saw a rainbow.

    The tyres were throwing up a fine spray of water droplets from the wet road, and as the sun must have been behind you, the light was double refracted within each water droplet and you saw a rainbow.

    So while there's a logical explanation for the rainbow, yeah Hondas are still gay anyway

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    take one for a spin and you may turn ghey :P
    its ok suzuki riders are just in the closet

    plastic fabricator/welder here if you need a hand ! will work for beer/bourbon/booze

    come ride the southern roads www.southernrider.co.nz

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    Quote Originally Posted by hayd3n View Post
    its ok suzuki riders are just in the closet
    You take that back, or I'll give you such a pinch....
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    take one for a spin and you may turn ghey :P
    Fact: Honda Shadow 750 has the same power to weight ratio as a Hyosung GV250.

    Take one for a spin and I'll turn in my Seniors Gold Card

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Steve View Post
    Now, there's a perfectly logical reason why you saw a rainbow.

    The tyres were throwing up a fine spray of water droplets from the wet road, and as the sun must have been behind you, the light was double refracted within each water droplet and you saw a rainbow.

    So while there's a logical explanation for the rainbow, yeah Hondas are still gay anyway
    hey. don't come in here with perfectly respectable explanations. you will learn - this is KB - nothing is as it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Steve View Post
    Fact: Honda Shadow 750 has the same power to weight ratio as a Hyosung GV250.

    Take one for a spin and I'll turn in my Seniors Gold Card
    try a decent honda

    plastic fabricator/welder here if you need a hand ! will work for beer/bourbon/booze

    come ride the southern roads www.southernrider.co.nz

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    "It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."
    \m/ o.o \m/

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    dont unicors fart out rainbows? maha rides a unicorn!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Was wondering how long it would take for someone to bust that out
    It wasn't me officer, I swear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    dont unicors fart out rainbows? maha rides a unicorn!
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus
    "It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."
    \m/ o.o \m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Steve View Post
    The tyres were throwing up a fine spray of water droplets from the wet road, and as the sun must have been behind you, the light was double refracted within each water droplet and you saw a rainbow.
    Hondas are GHEY!!!! Forget the rainbow light bending shit, I saw a Honda shit rainbows, they are GHEY

    Quote Originally Posted by hayd3n View Post
    take one for a spin and you may turn ghey :P
    its ok suzuki riders are just in the closet
    Eh???

    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    You take that back, or I'll give you such a pinch....
    Hey Zuess Mully, will you stop reinforcing the stereotype, PUNCH not pinch

    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    this is KB - nothing is as it seems.
    HI FIVE!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    dont unicors fart out rainbows? maha rides a unicorn!
    Whats a unicor? He rides a rainbow producing GHEY Honda
    Oh, he farts too

    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus
    Lucky I love you, or I would hunt you down and bite your ankles..
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    You lot are full of it.

    There's nothing gay about Hondas! What could be less gay than...

    A "Unicorn Dazzler"!?

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