CREATURE has a stiffy

**creature** · 24th May 2011, 14:48

Hi fellow bikers,
CREATURE has just bought a new leather jacket 1.4mm thick leather. smells like new leather looks like new leather (cause it is) but is also as stiff as new leather.

CREATURE would appreciate any advice you could give on how i could, well, soften it up a bit so it is not quite so stiff, or will this just occur naturally with wear? CREATURE would appreciate your thoughts.

**James Deuce** · 24th May 2011, 14:49

Originally Posted by creature

Hi fellow bikers,
CREATURE has just bought a new leather jacket 1.4mm thick leather. smells like new leather looks like new leather (cause it is) but is also as stiff as new leather.

CREATURE would appreciate any advice you could give on how i could, well, soften it up a bit so it is not quite so stiff, or will this just occur naturally with wear? CREATURE would appreciate your thoughts.

Creature should simply wear his jacket in.

**nodrog:Me** · 24th May 2011, 14:51

cover it in man relish

**unstuck** · 24th May 2011, 14:51

WOT he said.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 24th May 2011, 15:04

Creature should jump off his mighty steed at 100kph plus to give it that 'lived in' look.

**Maha** · 24th May 2011, 15:06

New real leather is not stiff...creature should take it back.
What brand is it?

**White trash** · 24th May 2011, 15:08

CREATURE should desist from referring to CREATURE in the the third person.

The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 24th May 2011, 15:24

Originally Posted by White trash

The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

Sounds like the voice of experience?

**tigertim20** · 24th May 2011, 15:25

Originally Posted by creature

Hi fellow bikers,
CREATURE has just bought a new leather jacket 1.4mm thick leather. smells like new leather looks like new leather (cause it is) but is also as stiff as new leather.

CREATURE would appreciate any advice you could give on how i could, well, soften it up a bit so it is not quite so stiff, or will this just occur naturally with wear? CREATURE would appreciate your thoughts.

Tigertim20 thinks that CREATURE should stop talking in the third person.

**Beren** · 24th May 2011, 15:30

Originally Posted by White trash

CREATURE should desist from referring to CREATURE in the the third person.

The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

You owe me a new keyboard, this one is dripping in coffee. Funniest comment I have read in a while - congrats.

Also Beren thinks that CREATURE should stop talking in the third person also. Beren has heard that taking a leak into stiff leather boots softens them up and wonders if it would work for your jacket. (Warm water apparently works as well but is far less funny.)

**Maha** · 24th May 2011, 15:31

Originally Posted by Beren

You owe me a new keyboard, this one is dripping in coffee. Funniest comment I have read in a while - congrats.

Also Beren thinks that CREATURE should stop talking in the third person also. Beren has heard that taking a leak into stiff leather boots softens them up and wonders if it would work for your jacket. (Warm water apparently works as well but is far less funny.)

He got bling from me and I agree with you....