Kill me fast

**Geeen** · 11th June 2011, 17:46

WTF??

"Gorgeous machines so quick you wouldn't feel a thing

It's a given - Ducati makes some of the most gorgeous two-wheeled machines on the planet.

And now Danish artist Kristian van Hornsleth has responded to the lines of the company's 1098 and 1198 bruisers by applying a special paint scheme to 10 of the machines.

Hornsleth calls the series "Kill Me Fast," perhaps appropriate for bikes that can rip off the zero to 100km/h dash in two seconds.

He was drawn to the Ducatis when he asked a salesman if it was dangerous to ride such a fast bike and the salesman said you don't feel anything when you hit a wall going 320km/h."

**Gremlin** · 11th June 2011, 19:04

Just wait to see how you respond if someone scratches it in a carpark... or it falls over...

**Big Dave** · 11th June 2011, 19:07

Looks like a flower bed sicked up on a duck

**Sable** · 11th June 2011, 20:04

Who cares?

**Toaster** · 11th June 2011, 20:22

Looks like a rainbow, a tagger and a Ducati had a threesome and produced this love-child.

**Oakie** · 12th June 2011, 09:14

Nah, it's like the vomit you get straight after a pizza.
Hmmm, Ducati = Italian ... Pizza = Italian. The defense rests your honour.

**Geeen** · 12th June 2011, 10:03

I could let my 4 yo son loose with paint and get a similar result. I like 1098s, but not these ones.

**Scuba_Steve** · 12th June 2011, 10:05

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Just wait to see how you respond if someone scratches it in a carpark... or it falls over...

would you notice???
anyways a repaint would be cheap, just get your local neighborhood tagger to come round

**pzkpfw** · 12th June 2011, 11:42

Originally Posted by Geeen

... He was drawn to the Ducatis when he asked a salesman if it was dangerous to ride such a fast bike and the salesman said you don't feel anything when you hit a wall going 320km/h."

Missed the wall and crashed right into the paint shop.

(And the result is painfull).