Volvo drivers heart operation.

**FROSTY:Me** · 28th June 2005, 14:41

On my way to work this morning I had an encounter of the VOLVO kind.
Normal situation really-Car driver doesn't look ,biker alongside him,car driver changes lane--ya know YAAAAWN
Heres the fun bit.
I saw said Volvo pulling towards me so I looked to my right and in front. I saw I had a tonne of room.Mr Volvo had his window down so I had a lil bit of fun with him.
Just as he had almost finished changing lanes into the spot formerly occupied by the ol XJ I lifted My Visor and In a freindly tone of voice Bellowed "GOOOD MORNING,NICE DAY ISN'T IT??'
i think its safe to say said volvo driver fair shit himself being as my head was about 300mm from his earole .
Tomorrows newspaper headlines ----Volvo driver found dead from heart attack on northern motorway"

Ohh and children--this stunt was preformed by trained professionals do not try this at home etc etc

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th June 2005, 14:50

fine print......do not try this at home. It will be a waste of time as it is unlikely that there will be a Volvo driver to hand.

**crashe** · 28th June 2005, 14:51

did you not have enough coffee this morning....
or maybe you had too much..... lol.

**Pwalo** · 28th June 2005, 14:51

You mean he hadn't heard the air cooled four cylinder, four stroke engine outside his open window. Don't think loud pipes would have done much then.

I would love to have seen that.

**erik** · 28th June 2005, 15:28

Nice one

**ManDownUnder** · 28th June 2005, 15:30

bravo that man BRAVO!

A fine example of time making you grow old... but NO-ONE can make you grow up.

Nice one

MDU

**eliot-ness** · 28th June 2005, 15:35

Excellent example of how to be polite to our fellow road users, (and reduce the opposition at the same time). Who said bikers are anti-social.

**FROSTY:Me** · 28th June 2005, 18:58

Originally Posted by Pwalo

You mean he hadn't heard the air cooled four cylinder, four stroke engine outside his open window. Don't think loud pipes would have done much then.

I would love to have seen that.

Ohh I missed the odvious to avoid confusing the story He was yakkiin away on his cellphone -of course

**DingDong** · 28th June 2005, 19:45

well done,

couldnt have done it better myself

**Odin** · 28th June 2005, 19:45

Brilliat brilliant brilliant. I wish i had a video of it. (6)

**myvice** · 28th June 2005, 20:39

I love it!
Always fanced droping a handgrenad in the window myself.
Always that old lady in the back of my mind tho, saying:
"Oh yes, all fun and games throwing grenads at each other till someone looses an eye!"
Sounds like Eric Idol for some odd reason...

**John** · 28th June 2005, 20:41

Nice one frosty, most of the time the smallest things cause the biggest damage... (thats funny on so many levels I think I might "LOL")

**sels1** · 28th June 2005, 21:45

Good one Frosty. Rode out from the city in commuter traffic tonite, something I fortunately never usually have to do. If I did it more often I think I would invest in air horns of some type - wake a few people up (or disract them from their phone conversations)

**FROSTY:Me** · 28th June 2005, 23:09

Originally Posted by John

Nice one frosty, most of the time the smallest things cause the biggest damage... (thats funny on so many levels I think I might "LOL")

gee john Im sure that made sense--just not to me

**ManDownUnder** · 29th June 2005, 08:40

Originally Posted by sels1

Good one Frosty. Rode out from the city in commuter traffic tonite, something I fortunately never usually have to do. If I did it more often I think I would invest in air horns of some type - wake a few people up (or disract them from their phone conversations)

There are some good ones out there too... smallish, not too pricey and LOUD!

I'm thinking of doing the same...

For 'safety' reasons of course!
MDU