
Originally Posted by
Ixion
Am I the only person who always finds the idea of bikers drinking lattes to be vaguely comical. Not knocking anyone or anyfink, but latte just doesn't seem to match with the biker image.
Oh yeah? Whaddiyou drink, then? Short Blacks, I suppose. Or Flat Whites.
Can't drink and ride (could but I feel disinclined to risk myself and others) which leaves caffeine. Instant coffee was created by the Catlicks for those who felt especially penitent but didn't want to be seen using a flail on themselves in public, percolators and filter machines are for the less sinful (or less penitent about it) which leaves only espresso as a suitable drink for superior entities (such as we bikers are) or completely unrepentant individuals (bikers, once again).
And as drinking black coffee still hints of self-flagellation or at least minor masochism, a rich coffee made from hot milk and espresso is possibly just hedonistic enough for our ilk - and face it, if were weren't inherently hedonistic we wouldn't be out there rding for the sheer joy of it, would we? Nah, we'd lock away our bikes and coop ourselves up in cages, drink black instant coffee and lead cold drab lives.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
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