Talking to your bike, and the connection!

**wysper** · 20th July 2011, 15:31

Originally Posted by Maha

''You better start now ya fucken piece of shit'' is not really classed as talking is it?

I reckon most riders would have used this or something similar in their riding careers.

**Maha** · 20th July 2011, 15:34

Originally Posted by wysper

I reckon most riders would have used this or something similar in their riding careers.

...only once for me (I now own quality)....and I will not explain the reason why my 02' Sprint would not start, suffice to say that, it was up to my wife to point it out....

Bling to the first who tell me why?

**george formby** · 20th July 2011, 15:35

Originally Posted by Maha

...only once for me (I now own quality)....and I will not explain the reason why my 02' Sprint would not start, suffice to say that, it was up to my wife to point it out....

Bling to the first who tell me why?

Kill switch.

**bogan** · 20th July 2011, 15:36

Originally Posted by Maha

...only once for me (I now own quality)....and I will not explain the reason why my 02' Sprint would not start, suffice to say that, it was up to my wife to point it out....

Bling to the first who tell me why?

Mice in the airbox.

**Maha** · 20th July 2011, 15:38

Originally Posted by george formby

Kill switch.

Originally Posted by bogan

Mice in the airbox.

...way more simple ...

**oneofsix** · 20th July 2011, 15:42

Originally Posted by Maha

...way more simple ...

Lack of fuel

or

lack of electrical connection as in turning the key on

**bogan** · 20th July 2011, 15:42

Originally Posted by Maha

...way more simple ...

You were using the horn instead of the starter button?

Sitting on it backwards?

The battery was sitting on the bench next to it?

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2011, 15:43

Originally Posted by Maha

...only once for me (I now own quality)....and I will not explain the reason why my 02' Sprint would not start, suffice to say that, it was up to my wife to point it out....

Bling to the first who tell me why?

It's a Triumph, so the oil was on the floor and not in the bike.

-Indy

**Maha** · 20th July 2011, 15:46

Originally Posted by oneofsix

Lack of fuel

or

lack of electrical connection as in turning the key on

Close but........not really.

Originally Posted by bogan

You were using the horn instead of the starter button?

Sitting on it backwards?

The battery was sitting on the bench next to it?

You get bling anyway for best answers.

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

It's a Triumph, so the oil was on the floor and not in the bike.

-Indy

....ohhhhhhhhhhh harsh Indy harsh....

**george formby** · 20th July 2011, 15:47

Tap, tap, tap, fuel tap?

**oneofsix** · 20th July 2011, 15:50

spark lead disconnected?

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2011, 15:52

Originally Posted by george formby

Tap, tap, tap, fuel tap?

I think they fuel injected? not sure though being a 2002, they would be now for certain

-Indy

**EJK** · 20th July 2011, 15:54

**Maha** · 20th July 2011, 15:56

........it was getting late, we were two hours from home, our mates had left, after about 3-4 minutes of fuck fuck fuckity fuck, Anne got off the bike and said...'um, you might wanna......''..?

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2011, 15:58

Originally Posted by Maha

........it was getting late, we were two hours from home, our mates had left, after about 3-4 minutes of fuck fuck fuckity fuck, Anne got off the bike and said...'um, you might wanna......''..?

Turn your lights on?

Take off your steering lock?

Put it into gear.....I know this one lol

-Indy