Talking to your bike, and the connection!

**george formby** · 20th July 2011, 16:00

Originally Posted by Maha

........it was getting late, we were two hours from home, our mates had left, after about 3-4 minutes of fuck fuck fuckity fuck, Anne got off the bike and said...'um, you might wanna......''..?

turn the ignition sweety....

**bogan** · 20th July 2011, 16:01

... try it sans vole in the exhaust?

... push it out of the river first?

**Maha** · 20th July 2011, 16:01

Originally Posted by george formby

Tap, tap, tap, fuel tap?

You might recogise the fence in the pic Mark?...

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Turn your lights on?

Take off your steering lock?

Put it into gear.....I know this one lol

-Indy

Now ya thinkin'....almost there.

**bogan** · 20th July 2011, 16:02

Originally Posted by Maha

Now ya thinkin'....almost there.

sidestand?

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2011, 16:07

Disc/brake lock?

-Indy

**Maha** · 20th July 2011, 16:07

Originally Posted by bogan

sidestand?

...thank you yes.

Oh it would start, but then stop as soon as I put it into gear...the anguish that put me through for a few minutes...

Anyway, what was this thread about?..Hijackin' over.

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2011, 16:14

Originally Posted by Maha

...thank you yes.

Oh it would start, but then stop as soon as I put it into gear...the anguish that put me through for a few minutes...

Anyway, what was this thread about?..Hijackin' over.

lol ah, been caught out a few times in the morning when I'm still half asleep. Guess it's doing it's job!

-Indy

**Big Dave** · 20th July 2011, 16:16

Indy talks to his hand.

**Banditbandit** · 20th July 2011, 16:16

Yeah - I still get caught out with that one occassionally - old routine was engage neutral, start bike, engage gear, kick up stand, drop clutch ...

That routine is still in my muscles - but the Bandits wont let me do it ..

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2011, 16:19

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Indy talks to his hand.

Na, once she's spent my load, I just roll over and go to sleep.

-Indy

**george formby** · 20th July 2011, 16:28

Sheesh, i never noticed your dilemma.

Did exacary the same thing recently, probably for the 100th time...

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2011, 16:33

Originally Posted by george formby

Sheesh, i never noticed your dilemma.

Did exacary the same thing recently, probably for the 100th time...

You've jerked off 100 times recently?

Mrs angry or are you single?

-Indy

**Maha** · 20th July 2011, 16:33

....thing is, it happened when I test rode it and I made the comment to the salesman that it wouldn't start, was fine when I went out but when I got back, turned it off and started it one more time.......it happened. I told them to ''sort that out'' before I pick it up in a few days...

Went it to pay for it...asked if they sort sorted the starting issue, was assured that they had so I was happy....ohhhhhhhhhhh the shame

**Banditbandit** · 20th July 2011, 16:35

Originally Posted by Maha

....thing is, it happened when I test rode it and I made the comment to the salesman that it wouldn't start, was fine when I went out but when I got back, turned it off and started it one more time.......it happened. I told them to ''sort that out'' before I pick it up in a few days...

Went it to pay for it...asked if they sort sorted the starting issue, was assured that they had so I was happy....ohhhhhhhhhhh the shame

Fuck .. no shame ... we all get caught with it occassionally - just REMEMBER ...