Low flying birds

[Berries]

Had some really colourful bird bounce off my windshield today by the Airport (yes Hamilton has one )

That is odd. I thought all the birds in Hamilton were fairly nondescript.

And fat.

[MadDuck]

I got a hug from a magpie once. It cracked my sternum .

Ouch! A bird hit me in the tit once....at 99.9 kms (I dont speed) ....it died!

[Virago]

My other half took a small bird fair in the chest at a reasonable speed - it quite literally exploded in a cloud of dust and feathers. Unhurt, she carried on, but was stricken almost immediately with a severe allergic reaction (she must have inhaled a bit of debris). She could barely see to pull over.

Thirty minutes and a couple of antihistimines later, she was fine.

Certainly a rather unusual bird-strike result.

[MIXONE]

Ouch! A bird hit me in the tit once....at 99.9 kms (I dont speed) ....it died!

What your tit died?

Well it had to be asked...

[ducatilover]

Ouch! A bird hit me in the tit once....at 99.9 kms (I dont speed) ....it died!

I was doing 99.9kmh also, never go above that myself, never wheelie and never bin it doing wheelies either.

[Banditbandit]

Mmmmmm birds......

I got a hug from a magpie once. It cracked my sternum .

OW !!!

I've hit Spurwing Plovers, (They are Big and painful) Thrushes, Sparrows,Yellow hammers ...

Dumb fuckers .. they are worse than cagers - never learn the road rules ..

[MadDuck]

What your tit died?

Well it could have been a tit that died..... but no not mine

[slofox]

OW !!!

I've hit Spurwing Plovers, (They are Big and painful)

Aren't they bloody just!.

I've had a couple of small birds fly into the front wheel. They just go POOF! and leave very little behind.

[Banditbandit]

Aren't they bloody just!.

I've had a couple of small birds fly into the front wheel. They just go POOF! and leave very little behind.

I had a cat do that .. there was some left ... but not much ... and it took days and days to get al the blood and fur out ..

[Parlane]

I had a cat do that .. there was some left ... but not much ... and it took days and days to get al the blood and fur out ..

This story was so much worse than all the bird ones