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**Paul in NZ** · 11th July 2005, 14:24

Originally Posted by Deano

I think it's dangerous to expect that in any given situation, some devout Muslims (or any other religious followers), will place the laws of the land above their God's law.

God (if she came back) would probably just say something like - "You believed that? Shit guys I was just kidding... I was trying to take a dump and frickin Moses kept knocking at the damn door... So I just told him any old toot to get rid of the idiot"

The problem is... It's not gods law is it... It's always some dickhead interpreting gods law.... God grief, we have enough trouble with lawyers interpreting civil law (and a damn low opinion of them). Why should we think any more of the dodgy bastards (lower entrance standards to get into a church than a law school) that help us poor dumb bunnies figure out god type laws...

**Deano** · 11th July 2005, 15:48

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

God (if she came back) would probably just say something like - "You believed that? Shit guys I was just kidding... I was trying to take a dump and frickin Moses kept knocking at the damn door... So I just told him any old toot to get rid of the idiot"

The problem is... It's not gods law is it... It's always some dickhead interpreting gods law.... God grief, we have enough trouble with lawyers interpreting civil law (and a damn low opinion of them). Why should we think any more of the dodgy bastards (lower entrance standards to get into a church than a law school) that help us poor dumb bunnies figure out god type laws...

True - should have read 'their interpretation of God's law'.

If God is perfect - does she need to take a dump ?

**surfchick** · 11th July 2005, 15:50

Originally Posted by Clockwork

Hmmmm, that didn't work too well in Ireland.

yup...never that simple

**Ixion** · 11th July 2005, 15:54

Originally Posted by surfchick

yup...never that simple

Sadly, it never is. My motto in life - "It ain't that simple"

**Paul in NZ** · 11th July 2005, 16:53

Originally Posted by Deano

True - should have read 'their interpretation of God's law'.

If God is perfect - does she need to take a dump ?

Hell yes!

The 11th commandment is: There is nothing so over rated as a quick shag and nothing so underated as a good long crap!

Stands to reason too. Apparently Moses preached had a Parable that would support this commandment but somehow it never made the final cut of the Bible. I think it was a story about 2 brothers that went out into the desert and came to Soddom, one went a week without a shag (quite understandably) and the other (who was ghey) tried to go a week without a crap as a gesture of solidarity to his brother.

Eventually he exploded leading to the other story about Soddom and the pillar of salt was infact Epsom salts and he was being turned ON by it (it was quite a small and rather oddly shaped pillar) when the unfortunate event occured. naturally most people would not understand that so the story was changed...

**Paul in NZ** · 11th July 2005, 16:54

Originally Posted by Ixion

Sadly, it never is. My motto in life - "It ain't that simple"

Pfft! Buy a Moto Guzzi mate. Our motto is - "I can't believe it's that simple"

**Ixion** · 11th July 2005, 16:58

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Hell yes!

The 11th commandment is: There is nothing so over rated as a quick shag and nothing so underated as a good long crap!

Stands to reason too. Apparently Moses preached had a Parable that would support this commandment but somehow it never made the final cut of the Bible. I think it was a story about 2 brothers that went out into the desert and came to Soddom, one went a week without a shag (quite understandably) and the other (who was ghey) tried to go a week without a crap as a gesture of solidarity to his brother.

Eventually he exploded leading to the other story about Soddom and the pillar of salt was infact Epsom salts and he was being turned ON by it (it was quite a small and rather oddly shaped pillar) when the unfortunate event occured. naturally most people would not understand that so the story was changed...

I await with bated breath , and no little trepidation, the true story on the accompanying incident at Gommorah.

**Paul in NZ** · 11th July 2005, 17:12

Originally Posted by Ixion

I await with bated breath , and no little trepidation, the true story on the accompanying incident at Gommorah.

You got bat breath? Funnily enought thats what started the whole Gommorah business off you see... Well one day...

**Lou Girardin** · 12th July 2005, 08:10

While watching Te News last night it occurred to me that there's been a media frenzy over the London bombings, at last count 50 dead. Yesterday 50 Iraqis died in terrorist attacks. last week there was around 30, the week before..............?. These deaths rate 10 seconds on the news or a couple of column inches in the papers. There have been at minimum, ten times the number of dead, free Iraqis than those killed in New York, Madrid and London.
I guess one white person must be worth more than 100 or a even thousand ragheads.
No wonder they hate us.

**Paul in NZ** · 12th July 2005, 08:45

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

While watching Te News last night it occurred to me that there's been a media frenzy over the London bombings, at last count 50 dead. Yesterday 50 Iraqis died in terrorist attacks. last week there was around 30, the week before..............?. These deaths rate 10 seconds on the news or a couple of column inches in the papers. There have been at minimum, ten times the number of dead, free Iraqis than those killed in New York, Madrid and London.
I guess one white person must be worth more than 100 or a even thousand ragheads.
No wonder they hate us.

Wadda you mean "US" Infidel?

**parsley** · 12th July 2005, 08:49

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

While watching Te News last night it occurred to me that there's been a media frenzy over the London bombings, at last count 50 dead. Yesterday 50 Iraqis died in terrorist attacks. last week there was around 30, the week before..............?. These deaths rate 10 seconds on the news or a couple of column inches in the papers. There have been at minimum, ten times the number of dead, free Iraqis than those killed in New York, Madrid and London.
I guess one white person must be worth more than 100 or a even thousand ragheads.
No wonder they hate us.

I know what you mean about a media frenzy, but you have to remember that a lot more of NZ know people in London than people in Iraq. They're more interested so the media cover it.

**v.ros`** · 12th July 2005, 10:39

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Stoning adulterers is, by definition, vicious and repressive. Are you also in favour of burning witches? That used to be Christian law, part of our culture.
One interpretation of the Koran says that infidels must face the fires. Infidels are the non-muslims. Ergo, if you're not a muslim, you must die.
As it's the fastest growing religeon, if NZ does become muslim, will we then become subject to shariah law? Will it be acceptable if it's the majority belief?
Then again, is Choudry not subjugating his beliefs to the law of the infidel?
He would be condemned to death for that under shariah law.
I'm sorry, but any religeon that advocates death for so many transgressions is not acceptable in an enlightened society.

Well the Koran does say that infidel must face the fire. Now what that means is not that infidels - meaning non-muslims should be killled and burnt to death... it means that according to the Koran, if you aint a muslim and you die, you will go to Hell. It does NOT in any way say that non-muslims should be killed just because they aint muslims. During the time Medinna (saudi arabia) was ruled by the prophets, there were non-muslims living in that place and they were not killed as infidels... they were given the right to live they life and worship whomever they wanted to.

If NZ does become a muslim country and say that the shariah law is implied, then what that means is you will have to follow the shariah law. it doesnt say you have to change your religion and become a muslim and pray 5 times a day. It doesnt tell you / or your wife to cover their face with a burkha - however, it does tell you to dress 'appropriately' - meaning no mini skirts and stuff like that. Now you might think that is oppression but according to the shariah law, they are just treating women with respect and not to look at them as just a 'sex object'. And if there is shariah law and you break it, well you face the penalty... just like any other country. Say you go and commit a crime today in NZ, you broke the law and according to NZ law, you will be put into a jail for maybe 2 years... well shariah will either cut your hands and stone you to death, depending on your crime...you might say this aint fair but every country has its law and shariah law aint no different. How come some of us complain about shariah law and we dont complain about the US law where there is a death penalty.... isnt that just the same as stoning someone to death..???

Regarding choudrey... well the way i see it, he was just trying to say this: even though he is a muslim and belives in shariah law... he was saying that since NZ aint a muslim country, the shariah law doesnt apply here and that even though he belives in stoning adulteres to death, that aint a NZ LAW practise and so he has to accept that. There is a big difference in believing something and following something. You can belive in whatever you want but it doesnt necessarily mean you have/are able to follow it..

sorry for the Spelling... i was typin in a hurry

and i totally agree with you about the deaths of 50 Iraqis... while watching it in the news, i was thinking the exact same thing. 50 died in two or three bombs and it was just another 15second clip on the news... no threads in KB forum... no minutes of silence around the world...

**scumdog** · 12th July 2005, 10:48

Lets see... shariah law....law made by men about womens dress style/appearance ...respect for women??....keep them oppressed and in a lower status to males....stoned to death if they get caught 'jumping the fence'.... yup, can really see the gals going for that kind of 'law'!!!!

Lucky for them they can still vote in this infidel country!!