Sneaky foreign po po

[fokky]

Not 100% sure what she is saying....but its something like''this guy is really riding like a cock and will kill someone,so the pigs will video his dumb arse and post it on you tube and if caught[about5min]they ll fken shoot him''
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Hpc...eature=related

[DangerMice]

"go for what the cops privately gammel cucumber .."

[JimO]

he needs a heavier front wheel

[blue rider]

quick translation:

Part one"

Only Death is faster

last year 800 bikers died on Germany's roads due to excessive speeds. (We don't have a speedlimits on most Autobahns, Bundesbahn - federal highways are often at 100 - 120 km, and Land Strasse - Country roads are usually 70 - 100 depending)

cut to biker with Helmet called Turborider who likes to film himself while doing up to 300 kms on any of the above mentioned streets (pinhead).
The Father of two is an ex race driver who considers himself a safe rider who checks the roads he will use and even test ride so as to not endanger any other road user (did I mention he was a pinhead?)

His bike is modified in a way that it can now do 0 - 300 in less then 13 seconds, and he makes a living producing videos of his adventures.
However if ever he were to get off his bike, if possible he would try to kill the mounted video camera so as to not provide any evidence to the police. Yeah Tui.

He is planning on going up to 400 ks next. As we say in Germany only flying is better.

[blue rider]

part two

The Cops;

the two cops have been riding as a team for one year now, specializing in bikers only.

their individual bikes are standard issue, however with all extra gear inclusive video camera come to 70.000 euros

first stop:

rider is in a 50 km zone approaching a village (see the church in the background)
the cops are following the rider as they need to produce video footage over the length of min 100m to be valid.

Cop: We stop you because you are a wee bit fast today. We have got you on video ....etc.etc.

the result
1 month loss of license
160 euro fine
3 points i(we have a point system going to 20 held)

comment from the rider
expensive fun
this rider is not considered a speeder, he is considered a fast rider

the second rider is stopped because he is two noisy, his back tyre is not correct, his number plate is on an angle thats not allowed.
however he is lucky, get exhaust fixed, get rid of the tyre, etc.

he only got a handfull of points, not loss of warrant of fitness and is allowed to push his bike home

he will have to present the bike all fixed and proper at a later stage again....or else


In all cases i have pity only for the ambulance drivers that have to scrape pinheads such as turbo rider and like minded idiots of the road.

[JimO]

the old number plate at a jaunty angle trick

[blue rider]

turborider
alas it appears the man is dead. rumors has it he hit a truck and that was that.

the website is "under reconstruction" the forum is down.....oh

[Brian d marge]

would some one please think of the Valves ......


Stephen

nothing to see here move on ....