Want the cagers to give you a wide berth?

[Gubb]

http://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/...ce_if_you_did/

[EJK]

Epic

[Big Dave]

'Cagers'. How unfortunate.

[gwigs]

Cunts would still pull out in front of you....most drivers arent that observant.Still if they did.....

[Kickaha]

From personal experience it makes no difference whatsoever, with a rifle across my back I was chased and run off the road

[James Deuce]

He's riding a Honda and wearing white socks with black shoes. He needs to carry weaponry.

[davereid]

From personal experience it makes no difference whatsoever, with a rifle across my back I was chased and run off the road

A long time ago I was rabbit hunting on an old XT yamaha. I used to ride to where I went hunting with my rifle slung over my back.

I never got a second glance.

This particular day I was down a back trail. I saw a possum in the middle of the track, and just for an instant suffered brain fade.

I attempted to kick the possum as I rode past, my mind telling me it would arc through the air like a well kicked rugby ball.

I was wrong. It was like kicking a post.

I fell off, bending my rifle like a banana. I broke the headlight, bent the handle bars, and several toes.

The ride to the hospital was made in extreme pain, on a badly bent motorcycle with a banana shaped gun on my back.

I never got a second glance.

Its proof. motorcyclists are invisible.

[Gubb]

Maybe this is the solution then.

[sinfull]

Nah mate ya kidding !

[skippa1]

A long time ago I was rabbit hunting on an old XT yamaha. I used to ride to where I went hunting with my rifle slung over my back.

I never got a second glance.

This particular day I was down a back trail. I saw a possum in the middle of the track, and just for an instant suffered brain fade.

I attempted to kick the possum as I rode past, my mind telling me it would arc through the air like a well kicked rugby ball.

I was wrong. It was like kicking a post.

I fell off, bending my rifle like a banana. I broke the headlight, bent the handle bars, and several toes.

The ride to the hospital was made in extreme pain, on a badly bent motorcycle with a banana shaped gun on my back.

I never got a second glance.

Its proof. motorcyclists are invisible.

Now that is an epic tale. I love it. Been there on the kicking front, seems like such a great idea.......I never came off but holy cow it hurt

[gijoe1313]

I find doing "Crazy Ivan" tactics work to give errant motorists a wide berth of me or a wake up call. I just proceed to "warm up" my tyres by a series of rapid left to right motions, which results in a desirable reaction that dissuades errant motorists from sharing my space!

Works 9 out of 10 times, with the occasional non-compliant motorist, I let them get ahead of me (for some reason these types always try to "beat" motorcyclists) or I get some other poor motorist take the brunt of their attentions by using them as a shield!

(I note that large falcodores, utes, 4x4s, drivers wearing hats and other stereotypical types are mostly responsible for this!)

[Road kill]

Driving over the AK habour bridge this morning,,,some bright spark had run up the arse of the barrier shifting truck/thing,,,work that one out.
So sorry,,for some people the "threat" of guns will never work,,,,because they wouldn't see em' would they!.

[Kickaha]

He's riding a Honda and wearing white socks with black shoes. He needs to carry weaponry.

Ah I was on a Honda when it happened, maybe that was the problem although I was just the passenger

I just proceed to warm up my tyres by a series of rapid left to right motions,

You might have been weaving but it wouldn't warm your tyres up

[gijoe1313]

Ah I was on a Honda when it happened, maybe that was the problem although I was just the passenger



You might have been weaving but it wouldn't warm your tyres up

You do realise everything I said was in jest? Weaving to "warm up" tyres is just the excuse to engage in prolific movements from side to side! I do believe that only tyre warmers and extended riding will generate sufficient heat over time! (or having burnouts ... ) or if the bike catches on fire (improbable, but does happen when impacts are devastating!) or if some small mite with a magnifying glass starts trying to burn holes into it ... or if some hot chick starts rubbing her oiled body over it ...

But thanks for that! I will add that into my usual explanation of why I do crazy ivans (I weave side to side, which appears to be trying to warm up my tyres, but does diddly-squat in reality)

[baptist]

Driving over the AK habour bridge this morning,,,some bright spark had run up the arse of the barrier shifting truck/thing,,,work that one out.
So sorry,,for some people the "threat" of guns will never work,,,,because they wouldn't see em' would they!.

Classic... if that can't be seen there is no hope for us

Maybe this is the solution then.

A Honda rider? ... oh sorry I see now

A long time ago I was rabbit hunting on an old XT yamaha. I used to ride to where I went hunting with my rifle slung over my back.

I never got a second glance.

This particular day I was down a back trail. I saw a possum in the middle of the track, and just for an instant suffered brain fade.

I attempted to kick the possum as I rode past, my mind telling me it would arc through the air like a well kicked rugby ball.

I was wrong. It was like kicking a post.

I fell off, bending my rifle like a banana. I broke the headlight, bent the handle bars, and several toes.

The ride to the hospital was made in extreme pain, on a badly bent motorcycle with a banana shaped gun on my back.

I never got a second glance.

Its proof. motorcyclists are invisible.

People do tend to see through us... but what about you? I rolled onto a rifle once (jumped from a height), It was still straight but I wasn't ... kinda hurt.